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posted by martyb on Sunday July 09 2017, @06:58PM   Printer-friendly
from the bam!-bam!-I'm-a-lamb! dept.

On a slow news day, the BBC "reports" some rules about a summer hit tune. In summary:

  1. It has to be simple.
  2. It should make you feel like you're on holiday.
  3. Novelty is everything.
  4. Radio-friendly songs make bigger hits.
  5. It should be released before the summer.
  6. But it should have the word "summer" in the title.

If simplicity and novelty are the most important then this summer's hit could be Beep! Beep! I'm A Sheep!


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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 09 2017, @11:05PM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 09 2017, @11:05PM (#536961)

    "G.G. Allin" and "Hit Summer Song"

    Hope the jackass is enjoying his time in Hell right now.

  • (Score: 2) by LoRdTAW on Monday July 10 2017, @02:40AM

    by LoRdTAW (3755) on Monday July 10 2017, @02:40AM (#537008) Journal

    Nah. He's partying with Seth Putnam, Don Decker and Eldon "El Duce" Hoke.