Martin Shkreli has been jailed following a peculiar Facebook post:
Martin Shkreli, the former pharmaceutical executive who is awaiting sentencing for a fraud conviction, was sent to jail on Wednesday after a federal judge revoked his bail because he had offered $5,000 for a strand of Hillary Clinton's hair.
Mr. Shkreli, who was free on $5 million bail while he awaited sentencing, had made two Facebook posts offering cash to anyone who could "grab a hair" from Mrs. Clinton during her book tour.
At the hearing in Federal District Court in Brooklyn, Judge Kiyo A. Matsumoto said that Mr. Shkreli's post could be perceived as a true threat. "That is a solicitation to assault in exchange for money that is not protected by the First Amendment," she said.
(Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Sunday September 17 2017, @05:31AM
The monospace guy (Arik) pretty much *is* doing the above improbably-acrobatic act of autofellatio every time he posts with that stupid fucking font, though. He actually sometimes has stuff worth reading but it's so user-hostile I don't usually bother.
One of these days I'm going to write a Greasemonkey script or something that specifically renders his, and only his, comments in Comic Sans.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...