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Savaged by Systemd

posted by cmn32480 on Sunday September 17 2017, @09:47AM   Printer-friendly
from the Linux-erotica dept.

canopic jug writes:

The other day, Michael W Lucas, who is normally known for good technical literature, put up a wild experiment of a short story: Savaged by Systemd. It's erotica, sort of. It's computer erotica, to be specific. It's Linux sysadmin erotica, to be more specific. OK, fine, it's systemd erotica. Really. Anyway, despite the subject and the genre, and in spite of the combination of the two, the e-book is trending and rising in quite a few lists.

Hopefully he can still remain focused on Absolute FreeBSD and be able to get that finished by the next BSDCan.

[Ed note: Has anybody actually bought and read this short story? I wasn't going to spend $2.99 to see what the hubub was about. - cmn32480]

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  • (Score: 5, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday September 17 2017, @10:04AM (7 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday September 17 2017, @10:04AM (#569334)

    unzip; strip; touch; grep; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; umount; sleep

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  • (Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday September 17 2017, @10:16AM (2 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday September 17 2017, @10:16AM (#569339)

    alias horny="/usr/bin/true";unzip; strip;
    While `horny` do
    touch; grep; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; umount;
    done
    sleep;

    There. FTFY

    • (Score: 3, Funny) by Aiwendil on Monday September 18 2017, @10:18PM (1 child)

      by Aiwendil (531) on Monday September 18 2017, @10:18PM (#569954) Journal

      Sounds painful on the second evaluation...

      • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 19 2017, @09:55PM

        by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday September 19 2017, @09:55PM (#570386)

        Sounds painful on the second evaluation...

        Just one of the many potential issues [youtube.com].

  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday September 17 2017, @10:25AM (3 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday September 17 2017, @10:25AM (#569343)

    grep?