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posted by martyb on Thursday September 21 2017, @04:35AM   Printer-friendly
from the "this-end-up" dept.

If you had big plans this weekend, David Meade regrets to inform you that the world will be ending Saturday.

Meade, a Christian numerologist and self-described "researcher," says Sept. 23 is foretold in the Bible's Book of Revelation as the day a series of catastrophic events will begin, and as a result, "a major part of the world will not be the same," the Washington Post reports.

The Bible prophecies a woman "clothed with the sun" and a "crown of 12 stars" giving birth to a boy who will "rule all the nations" while she fights off a seven-headed dragon. The woman, Meade says, is the constellation Virgo, which on Saturday will be positioned under nine stars and three planets, per Popular Mechanics.

The baby boy will be the planet Jupiter, which will be moving out of Virgo on that night.

According to Meade, who says he studied astronomy at an unspecified university in Kentucky, the great change in our world will be the result of the arrival of Nibiru, a planet famous in conspiracy circles but which astronomers say doesn't exist.

http://wnep.com/2017/09/20/researcher-says-this-saturday-will-be-the-end-of-the-world/
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/09/17/the-world-as-we-know-it-is-about-to-end-again-if-you-believe-this-biblical-doomsday-claim/ (soft paywalled)


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  • (Score: 2, Troll) by aristarchus on Thursday September 21 2017, @09:44AM (6 children)

    by aristarchus (2645) on Thursday September 21 2017, @09:44AM (#571076) Journal

    cannot reply lameness filter lame.

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  • (Score: 2) by aristarchus on Thursday September 21 2017, @09:58AM (5 children)

    by aristarchus (2645) on Thursday September 21 2017, @09:58AM (#571080) Journal

    Domine, parce mihi, quia peccavi.

    • (Score: 2, Informative) by aristarchus on Thursday September 21 2017, @10:04AM (4 children)

      by aristarchus (2645) on Thursday September 21 2017, @10:04AM (#571082) Journal

      Mea Culpa, Mea culpa! Domine, parce mihi, quia peccavi.

      So, I can post in Latin, but not in Greek! Bleeding bloody Papists, I say! TMB, fix your lameness filter, the regex'es have gone beyond the artful.

      • (Score: 4, Insightful) by c0lo on Thursday September 21 2017, @11:45AM (1 child)

        by c0lo (156) Subscriber Badge on Thursday September 21 2017, @11:45AM (#571101) Journal

        TMB, fix your lameness filter, the regex'es have gone beyond the artful.

        Inevitable so.
        One cannot fight natural language with regexes without causing collateral damage, no matter how much The Never-Wrong Miny Buzzguard you are.

        The wise reaction would have been to not react in any way beyond the existing modding guidelines***

        The way it is now, I'm highly tempted to step in the shoes of DN only to defeat the regexes - the UNICODE is big... nay... yuuuge in what can offer. I bet a "professional" written regex (causing minimal collateral damage) would reach tens of kilobytes easily - that is, absolutely unmaintainable.

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        *** you know, TMB? it's not too late to cut the crap and drop the entire idea of lameness filter all together... I never had problem with via-gra and p3nis enlargmnt here. Be rational, what good that lameness filter is for?

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        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 21 2017, @03:35PM

          by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 21 2017, @03:35PM (#571189)

          But but but his work of art!!!

          "No, No" saythe the lame buzzbrained and he is never wrong.

      • (Score: 2) by Azuma Hazuki on Thursday September 21 2017, @04:48PM (1 child)

        by Azuma Hazuki (5086) on Thursday September 21 2017, @04:48PM (#571236) Journal

        Oh for fuck's sake, his stupid fucking regex filters block Greek now?!

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        • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 21 2017, @06:07PM

          by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 21 2017, @06:07PM (#571294)

          That's right - no fudge packing on Soylent!