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posted by martyb on Sunday September 24 2017, @10:49PM   Printer-friendly
from the headless-horse[less]man dept.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41355592

A local US police department has urged people not to call 911 after reports that a man had been crushed by a garage door.

The supposed victim in Greene County, Tennessee, turned out to be a scarily realistic, early Halloween decoration. The department said it had received calls about a "suspicious person lying in a driveway with bloody handprints on the garage". Officers investigated, only to find it was a puppet stuffed with straw.

Greene County TN Sheriff's Department wrote on Facebook: "ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! For those of you driving on Chuckey Pike in Greene County: THIS IS A HALLOWEEN DECORATION! Do NOT call 911 reporting a dead body. Instead, congratulate the homeowner on a great display."

[Okay, Soylentils, what is your best Halloween prank? --Ed.]


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  • (Score: 4, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday September 24 2017, @11:13PM (3 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday September 24 2017, @11:13PM (#572477)

    > [Okay, Soylentils, what is your best Halloween prank? --Ed.]

    And extremely important

    You wait until it is Halloween.

    That first, simple step seems to be too much for so many people today.

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  • (Score: 4, Funny) by realDonaldTrump on Sunday September 24 2017, @11:50PM

    by realDonaldTrump (6614) on Sunday September 24 2017, @11:50PM (#572485) Homepage Journal

    You do it at the right time. That's very, very important. You don't do it in May, like that sick woman .@KathyGriffin. My children, especially my 11 year old son, Barron, are having a hard time with what she did. Still very hard for my children. Let me tell you, my scariest Halloween was last year. Because the election was rigged so #CrookedHillary could win! 🇺🇸

  • (Score: 2) by davester666 on Monday September 25 2017, @06:27AM (1 child)

    by davester666 (155) on Monday September 25 2017, @06:27AM (#572560)

    Sorry, no. You should have your Christmas decorations up the next day, and there should be some time for people to view the effort you made with your Halloween decorations. Hell, stores have been selling halloween supplies for a month already.

    • (Score: 2) by Osamabobama on Monday September 25 2017, @06:17PM

      by Osamabobama (5842) on Monday September 25 2017, @06:17PM (#572735)

      Hell, stores have been selling halloween supplies for a month already.

      You seem to have a stray comma in the middle of "Hell stores." It changes the meaning.

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