http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41355592
A local US police department has urged people not to call 911 after reports that a man had been crushed by a garage door.
The supposed victim in Greene County, Tennessee, turned out to be a scarily realistic, early Halloween decoration. The department said it had received calls about a "suspicious person lying in a driveway with bloody handprints on the garage". Officers investigated, only to find it was a puppet stuffed with straw.
Greene County TN Sheriff's Department wrote on Facebook: "ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! For those of you driving on Chuckey Pike in Greene County: THIS IS A HALLOWEEN DECORATION! Do NOT call 911 reporting a dead body. Instead, congratulate the homeowner on a great display."
[Okay, Soylentils, what is your best Halloween prank? --Ed.]
(Score: 4, Funny) by Bot on Sunday September 24 2017, @11:38PM (2 children)
Hit man finds perfect place to drop bodies that won't be reported as being halloween decorations.
Whar about the owner of the place, you say?
Third one on the left, the one with the severed throat.
SmCPUtbh fam
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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday September 25 2017, @12:05AM (1 child)
Then said "you can sleep on the side of the road if you want to, but don't look like you're dead
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday September 25 2017, @12:33AM
Welcome to the Hotel California.