posted by
martyb
on Thursday September 28 2017, @06:29AM
from the uphill,-both-ways? dept.
An Anonymous Coward writes:
The latest version of Apple's macOS operating system, macOS High Sierra, has been released. If you have upgraded your system already, how did the upgrade go? Did you encounter any problems? If you have not yet updated, why have you chosen not to?
Raped and killed my wife to only spared me and the children as witnesses for its joyful slaughter but not before breaking our knees, severing our arms and tends while hanging us as decoration up the nearest tree.
Siri kept screaming "Why are you holding me wrong?!" repeatedly as High Sierra drove off with my car.
1/5 I like the new emojis.
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(Score: 4, Funny) by Nerdfest on Thursday September 28 2017, @09:41AM
(2 children)
I think it was channeling the spirit of Steve Jobs while it was doing it. Explains why I just found the dissected body of my neighbor's cat strangled with the cord of a 1 button mouse in the middle of a rounded corners pentagram that had Aliter Cogitateā¢ written with blood at the top center of each section.
(Score: 3, Funny) by RamiK on Thursday September 28 2017, @08:52AM (4 children)
Raped and killed my wife to only spared me and the children as witnesses for its joyful slaughter but not before breaking our knees, severing our arms and tends while hanging us as decoration up the nearest tree.
Siri kept screaming "Why are you holding me wrong?!" repeatedly as High Sierra drove off with my car.
1/5 I like the new emojis.
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(Score: 4, Funny) by Nerdfest on Thursday September 28 2017, @09:41AM (2 children)
Pfffft. As if an Apple OS would rape your wife.
(Score: 2) by RamiK on Thursday September 28 2017, @11:49AM
I think it was channeling the spirit of Steve Jobs while it was doing it. Explains why I just found the dissected body of my neighbor's cat strangled with the cord of a 1 button mouse in the middle of a rounded corners pentagram that had Aliter Cogitateā¢ written with blood at the top center of each section.
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(Score: 2) by LoRdTAW on Thursday September 28 2017, @04:09PM
Yes, but it's not above raping wallets.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 28 2017, @12:25PM
Great....now I have clean all of my coffee from my monitor :-(
Knew I should've waited until after breakfast before reading this Site.