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Canada is preparing to remove drunk canoeing as an impaired driving offence, ahead of its plans to legalize marijuana.
Currently the country's Criminal Code means that police hand out drunk driving charges to tipsy canoeists, according to The National Post.
At the moment offenders can continue to canoe, as that does not require a licence, but may face automatic driver's licence suspensions, steep fines, demerit points, ignition unlocking devices and vehicle impoundment.
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Drunk Canoeing No Longer Driving Offence in Canada
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When I met th'POPE back in '58, I scrubbed him with a MILD SOAP or
DETERGENT for 15 minutes. He seemed to enjoy it ...
(Score: 2) by aristarchus on Saturday September 30 2017, @09:14AM (4 children)
Offtopic, RaMiK! Canoes never plane, well, not usually. In marine engineering, we have two types of hulls, no, three types of hulls, but they reduce rather handily to two types of hulls. Displacement hulls respond to the rule that the faster you go, the more water you are pushing out of the way, so all things considered the longer a hull is the better, hence the Displacement/Length ratio, or the D/L. Planing hulls, on the other hand, have enough available power, one way or another, to break the bow wave of displacement, and start skimming on the surface! But back to out original point: Canoes are displacement vessels, even if motor driven, they are limited by the displacement ratio. Now hydroplaning bicycles? Not canoes, by any standard. Not displacement, at all (will not stationary bouyant). And looks like great fun! Was he drunk?
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 30 2017, @09:50AM (2 children)
Not hydroplaning.
The video shows a human powered hydrofoil. There are wings under the water surface. Link from video text:
http://www.human-powered-hydrofoils.com/hydrofoils/waterbike/ [human-powered-hydrofoils.com]
(Score: 2) by aristarchus on Saturday September 30 2017, @10:26AM (1 child)
Curses! Hydrofoiled again? Not sure of what the point is.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 30 2017, @02:10PM
Hydrofoils combine aerodynamics and water displacement \ buoyancy physics. All the while, it's man powered, driven and steered via a gear system and the handle-bar.
So, driving, steering, piloting, navigating, propelling, flying... If it was designed off a recliner bike you could throw in rowing too.
Point is, over the years, dictionaries adjust different verbs for finer meanings (despite the word Etymologies not always making the most sense). But overall, English isn't keeping up with technology so definitions overlap and get a bit looser.
(Score: 1) by anubi on Saturday September 30 2017, @10:16AM
That clip might be funny if the rider was drunk, though. So how would I call it? Should he be able to DUI?
I would say that the device shown is in of itself a sobriety tester. You fail, you topple, and you are all wet.
"Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." [KJV: I Thessalonians 5:21]