Santa is real dead:
Turkish archaeologists have dashed the hopes of millions of children by claiming to have uncovered the likely burial place of Saint Nicholas.
Surveys have uncovered an intact temple and burial grounds below St Nicholas church in the province of Antalya, where he is believed to have been born, archaeologists told the Turkish newspaper Hurriyet. "We have obtained very good results but the real work starts now," said Cemil Karabayram, the director of surveying and monuments in Antalya. "We will reach the ground and maybe we will find the untouched body of Saint Nicholas."
Revered for his gift-giving and aid to the poor, the 4th-century saint gave rise to the legend of Santa Claus. In recent years, the church in Demre district in Antalya, near his birthplace, has been restored and draws many visitors. Demre is built on the ruins of Myra, the city where Saint Nicholas, revered by many denominations in Christianity, is believed to have lived.
Also at CNET.
(Score: 4, Informative) by Azuma Hazuki on Thursday October 05 2017, @03:27AM
If you think THAT was a cut and paste job, go look up Saint Josaphat, the "renouncer." Indian saint who gave up his riches and family and birthright to pursue holiness. If you said that sounds like Sakyamuni Buddha, well, you'd be right. Exactly right.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...