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posted by takyon on Wednesday October 11 2017, @11:38PM   Printer-friendly
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Submitted via IRC for SoyCow1937

The Dow Jones newswire accidentally published a fake story about Google buying Apple:

A bombshell appeared on the Dow Jones financial newswire on Tuesday: "Google to buy Apple for $9bn".

But the story, that the acquisition had been suggested in the will of Apple co-founder Steve Jobs, was bogus. It was removed after two minutes, though Apple's shares did briefly rise in value. Dow Jones said the news appeared as the result of a "technical error" and should be ignored.

The unintentionally published fake news described the acquisition as "a surprise move to everyone who is alive" and quoted Google employees as saying "Yay". It also stated that Google would move into "Apple's fancy headquarters".


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  • (Score: 2) by takyon on Thursday October 12 2017, @12:50AM (1 child)

    by takyon (881) <reversethis-{gro ... s} {ta} {noykat}> on Thursday October 12 2017, @12:50AM (#580880) Journal

    Who would The Onion pay?

    How would we pay?

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  • (Score: 2) by requerdanos on Thursday October 12 2017, @01:36AM

    by requerdanos (5997) Subscriber Badge on Thursday October 12 2017, @01:36AM (#580907) Journal

    Who would The Onion pay?
    How would we pay?

    I volunteer to take on the job.

    Payments may be made by bitcoin or simply by check or money order made out to "requerdanos."

    Assesments will vary based upon whether the fake news is funny (two or three cents per story), moronic (two or three hundred dollars per story), annoying (two or three thousand dollars per story), or harmful (two or three thousand dollars per impression).