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posted by Fnord666 on Saturday November 04 2017, @02:07AM   Printer-friendly
from the sufficiently-broad-definitions dept.

D'oh!

To me, it looked like a child's crude attempt at a mosaic. About a dozen small square tiles of different colours. Glued to the wall in a geometric design vaguely resembling a face with two square eyes.

It stood out in the otherwise empty and dingy Paris flat. Once my home, I was moving back in, after nearly 20 years away. My tenants, three young single men, were showing me round before they left.

"What's that?" I asked, pointing at the cluster of tiles.

"That's by Invader," my tenant replied. "He's a street artist. He's like a French Banksy."

I quite liked Banksy, but the young man must have seen that I didn't appear overly impressed by his French counterpart.

"You must leave this," he said earnestly. "One day it will be worth a lot of money."

Being British, I nodded politely - but inwardly I chortled at the notion that a few tiles stuck on a bedroom wall could ever be considered a work of art.

[...] It was bigger, but otherwise similar to the one I'd unceremoniously stripped out of my flat.

Invader was a global phenomenon, famous in New York, Hong Kong, London, and of course Paris.

Then came the real blow. To my horror, I learned that one of his works had sold for more than €200,000 (£178,000; $233,000).

So, I had this guy named Claude staying in my place who painted a picture on the wall...what was his name, dear? Oh, right, Monet. But I wanted the room painted fuchsia so I told the painters to get rid of it.


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  • (Score: 4, Informative) by Arik on Saturday November 04 2017, @02:51AM (2 children)

    by Arik (4543) on Saturday November 04 2017, @02:51AM (#592034) Journal
    As art, you're right. So clearly most of the value in these objects is not as art.

    They're 'collectors items' instead, which means that their value depends more on historical significance. Or I should say perceived historical significance.

    "Cary Grant was once told, "Every time I see you on the screen, I think, 'I wish I was Cary Grant.'" He replied, "That's just what I think!""

    ...

    "An art dealer once went to Pablo Picasso and said, "I have a bunch of 'Picasso' canvasses that I was thinking of buying. Would you look them over and tell me which are real and which are forgeries?" Picasso obligingly began sorting the paintings into two piles. Then, as the Great Man added one particular picture to the fake pile, the dealer cried, "Wait a minute, Pablo. That's no forgery. I was visiting you the weekend you painted it." Picasso replied imperturbably, "No matter. I can fake a Picasso as well as any thief in Europe.""

    Source: http://www.rawilson.com/ishtar.html
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  • (Score: 1, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 04 2017, @08:36AM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 04 2017, @08:36AM (#592108)

    They're 'collectors items' instead, which means that their value depends more on historical significance

    Or as a tax dodge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSdbASDdwU4 [youtube.com]

    The journalists do propaganda, the teachers do brainwashing and the comedians do education :).

    • (Score: 1) by khallow on Saturday November 04 2017, @02:57PM

      by khallow (3766) Subscriber Badge on Saturday November 04 2017, @02:57PM (#592178) Journal
      But "Two Swipes With a Hot Dog and Bun" is sheer passion and brilliance. Why do you hate art so?