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posted by Fnord666 on Saturday November 04 2017, @02:07AM   Printer-friendly
from the sufficiently-broad-definitions dept.

D'oh!

To me, it looked like a child's crude attempt at a mosaic. About a dozen small square tiles of different colours. Glued to the wall in a geometric design vaguely resembling a face with two square eyes.

It stood out in the otherwise empty and dingy Paris flat. Once my home, I was moving back in, after nearly 20 years away. My tenants, three young single men, were showing me round before they left.

"What's that?" I asked, pointing at the cluster of tiles.

"That's by Invader," my tenant replied. "He's a street artist. He's like a French Banksy."

I quite liked Banksy, but the young man must have seen that I didn't appear overly impressed by his French counterpart.

"You must leave this," he said earnestly. "One day it will be worth a lot of money."

Being British, I nodded politely - but inwardly I chortled at the notion that a few tiles stuck on a bedroom wall could ever be considered a work of art.

[...] It was bigger, but otherwise similar to the one I'd unceremoniously stripped out of my flat.

Invader was a global phenomenon, famous in New York, Hong Kong, London, and of course Paris.

Then came the real blow. To my horror, I learned that one of his works had sold for more than €200,000 (£178,000; $233,000).

So, I had this guy named Claude staying in my place who painted a picture on the wall...what was his name, dear? Oh, right, Monet. But I wanted the room painted fuchsia so I told the painters to get rid of it.


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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 04 2017, @03:49PM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 04 2017, @03:49PM (#592200)

    Nope, I'm going for the, some people are evolved enough to see the body as more than something to fuck argument. The fact that you're accusing me of being having the values of a Puritan pretty much backs the assertion I made. There's nothing inherently wrong in getting off on a naked body, but it's mostly the descendants of the Puritans that can't separate sex from nudity.

  • (Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Saturday November 04 2017, @05:57PM

    by The Mighty Buzzard (18) Subscriber Badge <themightybuzzard@proton.me> on Saturday November 04 2017, @05:57PM (#592232) Homepage Journal

    Yup, puritanical asshole then. Mentally healthy people know there is nothing wrong with sex and enjoy having it as often as is practical. Were you abused as a child or something? Show us on the doll where the babysitter touched you.

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