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posted by Fnord666 on Saturday November 04 2017, @02:07AM   Printer-friendly
from the sufficiently-broad-definitions dept.

D'oh!

To me, it looked like a child's crude attempt at a mosaic. About a dozen small square tiles of different colours. Glued to the wall in a geometric design vaguely resembling a face with two square eyes.

It stood out in the otherwise empty and dingy Paris flat. Once my home, I was moving back in, after nearly 20 years away. My tenants, three young single men, were showing me round before they left.

"What's that?" I asked, pointing at the cluster of tiles.

"That's by Invader," my tenant replied. "He's a street artist. He's like a French Banksy."

I quite liked Banksy, but the young man must have seen that I didn't appear overly impressed by his French counterpart.

"You must leave this," he said earnestly. "One day it will be worth a lot of money."

Being British, I nodded politely - but inwardly I chortled at the notion that a few tiles stuck on a bedroom wall could ever be considered a work of art.

[...] It was bigger, but otherwise similar to the one I'd unceremoniously stripped out of my flat.

Invader was a global phenomenon, famous in New York, Hong Kong, London, and of course Paris.

Then came the real blow. To my horror, I learned that one of his works had sold for more than €200,000 (£178,000; $233,000).

So, I had this guy named Claude staying in my place who painted a picture on the wall...what was his name, dear? Oh, right, Monet. But I wanted the room painted fuchsia so I told the painters to get rid of it.


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  • (Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 04 2017, @07:12PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 04 2017, @07:12PM (#592262)

    GP here. You've linked an IgNobel prize:

    The results were set aside and not looked at for a good while, until one of the other authors of the study was running a seminar on how to properly analyze fMRI data. They wanted to do some improper analysis on something improbably, and remembered that they had the salmon data on the computer. And a study was born.

    and a criticism of some Neuro"Business" thing--I assume a conference for the gaslighting asshole managers who are the source of sexual harassment in STEM--that didn't invite a single neuroscientist:

    Anyway, I’ve no idea if the conference was a roaring success or not, since, as a neuroscientist, I wasn’t invited. What I do know is that it turned into an utter debacle on Twitter. Conference attendees started tweeting nonsensical things like:

    “Hack your brains dopamine to become addicted to success!”

    or

    “Men’s brains fire back to front, women’s fire side to side. That’s why women multi task well”

    …and the neuroscientists on Twitter quickly and gleefully piled on with sarcasm, jokes and general rubbishing.

    And that is an astounding example of what the science does not say are the potential differences between male and female brains.

    Why do you people think that gender is a social construct? Don't you remember that gender differences present themselves in the crib?!

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