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posted by martyb on Saturday November 04 2017, @09:55AM   Printer-friendly
from the we-are-all-one-big-happy-family dept.

Nearly Extinct:

Add all of us up, all 7 billion human beings on earth, and clumped together we weigh roughly 750 billion pounds. That, says Harvard biologist E.O. Wilson, is more than 100 times the biomass of any large animal that's ever walked the Earth. And we're still multiplying. Most demographers say we will hit 9 billion before we peak, and what happens then?

Well, we've waxed. So we can wane. Let's just hope we wane gently. Because once in our history, the world-wide population of human beings skidded so sharply we were down to roughly a thousand reproductive adults. One study says we hit as low as 40.

Forty? Come on, that can't be right. Well, the technical term is 40 "breeding pairs" (children not included). More likely there was a drastic dip and then 5,000 to 10,000 bedraggled Homo sapiens struggled together in pitiful little clumps hunting and gathering for thousands of years until, in the late Stone Age, we humans began to recover. But for a time there, says science writer Sam Kean, "We damn near went extinct."

Some of the survivors must have coupled with lizards. How else could there be so many lawyers today?


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  • (Score: 2, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 04 2017, @02:38PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday November 04 2017, @02:38PM (#592171)

    I dunno, I think Rick Scott looks more like a snake, so there may be more than one breeding vector.
    Another supporting piece of evidence for multiple vectors is that Mitch McConnel is obviously a turtle.

    But, for the love of Odin, what the hell is Ted Cruz?

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