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posted by janrinok on Monday November 20 2017, @12:09AM   Printer-friendly
from the destruction-is-a-safety-feature dept.

"The world's longest aircraft dubbed the 'Flying Bum' was seriously damaged on Saturday after it slipped its moorings and crashed into a field....
'The aircraft has a safety system which operates automatically in circumstances of the aircraft breaking free of its mast, and is designed to rip open the hull and deflate the aircraft.'"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5095481/


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  • (Score: 4, Insightful) by Snotnose on Monday November 20 2017, @12:19AM (1 child)

    by Snotnose (1623) on Monday November 20 2017, @12:19AM (#599071)

    Something bad happened. Someone foresaw such an event and had an H1-B code for it. The code worked as planned.

    Everything went right, except for the aforementioned bad thing. Why is this such a big deal?

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  • (Score: 2) by realDonaldTrump on Monday November 20 2017, @12:49AM

    by realDonaldTrump (6614) on Monday November 20 2017, @12:49AM (#599079) Homepage Journal

    The world's biggest aircraft crashed into a woman. It was destroyed but she survived. You're welcome, go out and give a big Thank You to Editor Janrinok and the subscribers who brought you the news and, HAVE A GREAT LIFE! Be careful, there are many pitfalls on the long and winding road of life!