"The world's longest aircraft dubbed the 'Flying Bum' was seriously damaged on Saturday after it slipped its moorings and crashed into a field....
'The aircraft has a safety system which operates automatically in circumstances of the aircraft breaking free of its mast, and is designed to rip open the hull and deflate the aircraft.'"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5095481/
(Score: 4, Insightful) by Snotnose on Monday November 20 2017, @12:19AM (1 child)
Something bad happened. Someone foresaw such an event and had an H1-B code for it. The code worked as planned.
Everything went right, except for the aforementioned bad thing. Why is this such a big deal?
When the dust settled America realized it was saved by a porn star.
(Score: 2) by realDonaldTrump on Monday November 20 2017, @12:49AM
The world's biggest aircraft crashed into a woman. It was destroyed but she survived. You're welcome, go out and give a big Thank You to Editor Janrinok and the subscribers who brought you the news and, HAVE A GREAT LIFE! Be careful, there are many pitfalls on the long and winding road of life!