"The world's longest aircraft dubbed the 'Flying Bum' was seriously damaged on Saturday after it slipped its moorings and crashed into a field....
'The aircraft has a safety system which operates automatically in circumstances of the aircraft breaking free of its mast, and is designed to rip open the hull and deflate the aircraft.'"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5095481/
(Score: 2) by edIII on Monday November 20 2017, @04:17AM
As near as I can tell, probably Chuck E' Cheese's, or any of your fine novelty shops that sell muff diver t-shirts and Area 51 security cards. I think right next to the 25c machines where you can get wash-off tats.
Technically, lunchtime is at any moment. It's just a wave function.