"The world's longest aircraft dubbed the 'Flying Bum' was seriously damaged on Saturday after it slipped its moorings and crashed into a field....
'The aircraft has a safety system which operates automatically in circumstances of the aircraft breaking free of its mast, and is designed to rip open the hull and deflate the aircraft.'"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5095481/
(Score: 1, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 20 2017, @06:35AM
Clearly the aircraft should fax a series of contracts to all homes below, or if they partner up with a web 2.0 company they can email out the forms. Then all parties can handle the foreseeable outcomes through their voluntary agreements.