Fred Reed's mathematical analysis of Trump's Wall proves that Trump is insincere, proves that Trump is mathematically incompetent, and earns Fred Reed an honorary nerd card:
https://fredoneverything.org/the-wall-the-sound-and-the-fury-and-not-much-else/
More math!
~childo
(Score: 0, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 07 2018, @09:10AM
Yes, I am the esteemed assteller. I can see the future of your ass.
You enter a mysterious dark alley that appears out of nowhere. You sense two enigmatic entities and instantly realize they are malevolent, so you attempt to flee. However, while attempting to escape, you fall face-first on the ground and all of your clothes vanish. The two entities that were chasing you jump on your buttcheeks and reveal themselves to be evil children's toys. "Reeeeeeeeeeady?" the two toys chant in unison, getting ready to jump into your bare snappyhole. Before they can leap, however, a strange man interrupts them by saying "Wait! Use this!" Suddenly, a strange machine appears out of nowhere; its appearance is that of a solid iron cube with a metallic arm resembling one from a crane game protruding from the top. The toys ask, "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat dooooooooooooes iiiiiiiiiiiit doooooooooooooooooo?" The strange man replies, "Iiiit puuuuuuuuuuuuts iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit uuuuuuuuuuuup hiiiiiiiiiiiis buuuuuuuuuuuutt!" The strange machine's arm then moves and drops something that looks like a counterfeit US quarter into your ass, which inflicts extreme tickle upon it! Following this, the machine starts rapidly inserting counterfeit US quarters into your asshole, creating a level of ass tickle that none could ever possibly comprehend!
Such a thing is happening to you... right now!