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posted by Fnord666 on Sunday January 07 2018, @07:04AM   Printer-friendly
from the numbers-don't-lie dept.

Fred Reed's mathematical analysis of Trump's Wall proves that Trump is insincere, proves that Trump is mathematically incompetent, and earns Fred Reed an honorary nerd card:

https://fredoneverything.org/the-wall-the-sound-and-the-fury-and-not-much-else/

More math!

~childo


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  • (Score: 0, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 07 2018, @09:10AM

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 07 2018, @09:10AM (#619062)

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