As you're probably aware we experienced some unplanned downtime today. It has been claimed it was entirely the fault of Russian Hackers. They invaded fluorine and caused the database updating code in rehash to not update the database this last site update. Which is just as well, I suppose, since two of the SQL statements refuse to complete even when run manually. That I'm going to have to chalk up to a misconfigured ndbd on helium and neon.
tl;dr The long and short of it is, we'll be fine until we can get those updates into the database, but it is going to mean more downtime this weekend.
~TMB
(Score: 1, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 08 2018, @01:23AM (3 children)
Parent coward makes six figures and trolls SoylentNews 10 minutes a month while snorting cocaine off a man's ass.
(Score: 2) by DeathMonkey on Thursday February 08 2018, @03:01AM (2 children)
Damn!
I really wish I could get my trolling down to 10 minutes.
(Score: 3, Interesting) by DECbot on Thursday February 08 2018, @05:01AM (1 child)
No kidding. Do you think they shave that man's ass before snorting coke off of it, zig zag around the hair, or just plow straight through it?
cats~$ sudo chown -R us /home/base
(Score: 2) by acid andy on Thursday February 08 2018, @01:25PM
Who knows, but I think you left out some missing options. Maybe they clear a path for themselves by pulling out hair with their teeth (you insensitive clod!)...
If a cat has kittens, does a rat have rittens, a bat bittens and a mat mittens?