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posted by takyon on Wednesday February 14 2018, @05:05PM   Printer-friendly
from the blame-Snowden dept.

There has been a "security incident" at the entrance to the NSA's headquarters in Fort Meade, Maryland:

Several people have been injured and a suspect was taken into custody after a car crashed outside the US National Security Agency's headquarters.

Gunfire rang out after the black SUV approached the facility in Fort Meade, Maryland, without authorisation.

An NSA spokesman said it was unclear if the shots had been fired by law enforcement officers or the suspect, adding that the scene was now secure.

Also at Reuters, CBS, The Hill, and Vice.


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  • (Score: 5, Touché) by DeathMonkey on Wednesday February 14 2018, @05:14PM (16 children)

    by DeathMonkey (1380) on Wednesday February 14 2018, @05:14PM (#637675) Journal

    Whew! It's a good thing they got those desperately needed thoughts and prayers out there so quickly!

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  • (Score: 2) by Snow on Wednesday February 14 2018, @05:20PM (14 children)

    by Snow (1601) on Wednesday February 14 2018, @05:20PM (#637681) Journal

    Donald doesn't exactly strike me as a prayer person.

    • (Score: 4, Insightful) by DeathMonkey on Wednesday February 14 2018, @05:26PM

      by DeathMonkey (1380) on Wednesday February 14 2018, @05:26PM (#637688) Journal

      Donald doesn't exactly strike me as a prayer person.

      Don't tell the Evangelicals that. They might just continue to support him unequivocally!

    • (Score: 5, Funny) by DannyB on Wednesday February 14 2018, @06:13PM (2 children)

      by DannyB (5839) Subscriber Badge on Wednesday February 14 2018, @06:13PM (#637715) Journal

      Donald doesn't exactly strike me as a prayer person.

      I don't know how you cannot see it.

      Donald Trump exhibits everything you would expect to see in the life of a Christian.
      * humility
      * peace
      * kindness
      * gentleness
      * self-control
      * temperance
      * long suffering
      * forgiveness

      How can you not see it?
      Like the grinch, maybe his hands were 3 sizes too small?

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      • (Score: 3, Troll) by realDonaldTrump on Thursday February 15 2018, @12:01AM (1 child)

        by realDonaldTrump (6614) on Thursday February 15 2018, @12:01AM (#637963) Homepage Journal

        Thank you, DannyB, for your very LOYAL support!!

        Not many people know, I believe in God. I think religion is a wonderful thing. I think my religion is a wonderful religion. I am Christian. I'm VERY PROUD of that. I think The Bible is certainly, it is THE book. It is the thing. I was raised a Christian. First Presbyterian Church in Jamaica, Queens is where I went to church. I’m a Protestant, I’m a Presbyterian. And, you know, I’ve had a good relationship with the church over the years. Well, I go as much as I can. Always, always on Christmas. Every Christmas! Always on Easter. Always when there’s a major occasion. And during the Sundays. I’m a Sunday church person. I’ll go when I can. It's a fabulous place to meet women. ✝️

        • (Score: 2, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 15 2018, @09:20AM

          by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 15 2018, @09:20AM (#638155)

          "[Trump] says his two favorite books are the Bible and The Art Of The Deal. [He] says one is about a perfect God who teaches humanity the right way to live. And the other is the Bible." -- Bill Maher

    • (Score: 4, Touché) by fustakrakich on Wednesday February 14 2018, @06:14PM (6 children)

      by fustakrakich (6150) on Wednesday February 14 2018, @06:14PM (#637716) Journal

      Much less a thought person!

      I kid! I kid! I'm sure he's full of thoughts...

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      • (Score: 4, Interesting) by takyon on Wednesday February 14 2018, @06:18PM (5 children)

        by takyon (881) <takyonNO@SPAMsoylentnews.org> on Wednesday February 14 2018, @06:18PM (#637720) Journal

        The best thoughts [twitter.com]:

        As we come together to celebrate the extraordinary contributions of African-Americans to our nation, our thoughts turn to the heroes of the civil rights movement whose courage and sacrifice have inspired us all.

        I don't see anything about this attack on his Twitter, are we talking about a White House press release or briefing here?

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        • (Score: 4, Funny) by realDonaldTrump on Wednesday February 14 2018, @06:55PM (3 children)

          by realDonaldTrump (6614) on Wednesday February 14 2018, @06:55PM (#637762) Homepage Journal

          My thoughts and prayers are with all of the victims involved in this mornings shooting at NSA headquarters. I asked Lindsay to send an EMAIL for me. Because the folks at my beautiful NSA always read EMAIL.

          • (Score: 3, Insightful) by fustakrakich on Wednesday February 14 2018, @10:00PM (2 children)

            by fustakrakich (6150) on Wednesday February 14 2018, @10:00PM (#637906) Journal

            Because the folks at my beautiful NSA always read EMAIL.

            Really. And what's especially convenient is that you don't even have to address to them

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            • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 15 2018, @06:13PM (1 child)

              by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 15 2018, @06:13PM (#638343)

              l3tte3rs reply:
              "thanks for your email. but next time please tell nancy to ADD a recipient email address in..."

              • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 15 2018, @06:15PM

                by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 15 2018, @06:15PM (#638344)

                "and click on "send" too" :D

        • (Score: 2) by DeathMonkey on Wednesday February 14 2018, @06:58PM

          by DeathMonkey (1380) on Wednesday February 14 2018, @06:58PM (#637769) Journal

          FTA: "Our thoughts and prayers are with everyone that has been affected," said a White House spokeswoman, Lindsay Walters.

    • (Score: 3, Insightful) by LoRdTAW on Wednesday February 14 2018, @07:26PM (1 child)

      by LoRdTAW (3755) on Wednesday February 14 2018, @07:26PM (#637802) Journal

      The irony is he needs it.

      • (Score: 2) by DannyB on Wednesday February 14 2018, @09:42PM

        by DannyB (5839) Subscriber Badge on Wednesday February 14 2018, @09:42PM (#637892) Journal

        The reality is he needs it.

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    • (Score: 2) by realDonaldTrump on Thursday February 15 2018, @12:38PM

      by realDonaldTrump (6614) on Thursday February 15 2018, @12:38PM (#638205) Homepage Journal

      I spoke at the #NationalPrayerBreakfast [twitter.com] in Washington. Great religious and political leaders, and many friends, including T.V. producer Mark Burnett of our wonderful 14 season Apprentice triumph, were there. Arnold Schwarzenegger got "swamped" (or destroyed) by comparison to the ratings machine, DJT.

      I promised I will get rid of and totally destroy the Johnson Amendment and allow our representatives of faith to speak freely and without fear of retribution. I will do that. REMEMBER. pic.twitter.com/1cwxs3l0uK [t.co]

  • (Score: 3, Redundant) by SomeGuy on Wednesday February 14 2018, @08:32PM

    by SomeGuy (5632) on Wednesday February 14 2018, @08:32PM (#637854)

    Right, because uttering words in to the air for an imaginary sky being to hear is so productive.