An Uber Eats driver is being sought in Atlanta, Georgia for allegedly shooting a customer after a dispute and fleeing the scene:
An UberEATS driver was on the run Monday after a man who ordered a meal from the online food delivery service was killed in a late night shooting in Atlanta over the weekend, police told local media.
The 30-year-old man was shot multiple times after exchanging words with the driver in Atlanta's Buckhead neighborhood at about 11:30 p.m. Saturday, police told Atlanta's NBC affiliate WXIA, channel 11.
Also at WSB-TV, 11Alive, and AJC.
Update: Driver accused of shooting customer had been with Uber Eats for 1 week
(Score: 4, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Monday February 19 2018, @10:29PM (9 children)
Was it tasty?
That describes my relationships.
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Monday February 19 2018, @10:34PM
Not fair to Pandas, who would never contract themselves out as scab taxi drivers.
(Score: 5, Funny) by tangomargarine on Monday February 19 2018, @10:39PM (3 children)
Loved that headline. Right up there with
Insert joke about "Panda eats[,] shoots and leaves" here. The food ordered wasn't Panda Express by any chance, was it?
"Is that really true?" "I just spent the last hour telling you to think for yourself! Didn't you hear anything I said?"
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Monday February 19 2018, @10:50PM (1 child)
I quote that line any time anybody doubts I'm a Marxist!
(Score: 2) by TheGratefulNet on Tuesday February 20 2018, @12:11AM
duck flew down; but I didn't get my hunderd dollahs.
"It is now safe to switch off your computer."
(Score: 2) by JoeMerchant on Tuesday February 20 2018, @03:46AM
Panda Express: 350 Ferst Dr, Atlanta, GA 30313
Would be the absolute funniest coincidence yet.
🌻🌻 [google.com]
(Score: 2) by insanumingenium on Monday February 19 2018, @10:45PM
So it should just read "Uber 69s and 86s"
(Score: 5, Touché) by Snotnose on Monday February 19 2018, @11:03PM (2 children)
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."
/ Bravo subby
When the dust settled America realized it was saved by a porn star.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday February 20 2018, @03:04AM
https://swandawritingresources.wikispaces.com/file/view/Eats%2C%20Shoots%20and%20Leaves.pdf/267410808/Eats%2C%20Shoots%20and%20Leaves.pdf [wikispaces.com]
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday February 20 2018, @10:39AM
So Uber just eats two types of stuff: One is driver shoots, and the other is leaves.