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On the one hand, drinking alcohol may make you live longer.
Drinking could help you live longer—that's the good news for happy-hour enthusiasts from a study presented last week at the annual meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science. According to the study, people who live to 90 or older often drink moderately.
On the other, you might not remember who you are any more.
Heavy drinkers are putting themselves at risk of dementia, according to the largest study of its kind ever conducted.
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There will be big changes for you but you will be happy.
(Score: -1, Spam) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 22 2018, @07:20AM (3 children)
Screaming. If one were to look in the direction that the sound was coming from, they would see a man on top of a woman, raping her on the sidewalk. It was a busy day, and countless people witnessed this scene. Then, as this was happening, a cop saw what was happening. "Oh my god!" the officer shouted. The officer then charged in.
The police officer ran past the man raping the woman and up to another man quite a distance away. The officer began shouted at the man for jaywalking, and finally let him off with a warning. As the officer walked past the rapist again, he smiled and said, "Carry on, sir." That's right: The officer was a staunch proponent of men's rights. The man smiled, raised his fist, and slammed it down on the woman's face once again.
A sow vanished from the world that day, and a man became a little happier.
(Score: 1, Offtopic) by TGV on Thursday February 22 2018, @07:28AM (2 children)
Ramblings of a deranged mind?
(Score: 2, Offtopic) by Azuma Hazuki on Thursday February 22 2018, @08:33AM (1 child)
He's going to reincarnate as a woman, just you watch. It'll be about as poetic as poetic justice gets.
I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 22 2018, @08:38AM
Come on folks, don't feed the troll.
It only encourages him.