On the one hand, drinking alcohol may make you live longer.
Drinking could help you live longer—that's the good news for happy-hour enthusiasts from a study presented last week at the annual meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science. According to the study, people who live to 90 or older often drink moderately.
On the other, you might not remember who you are any more.
Heavy drinkers are putting themselves at risk of dementia, according to the largest study of its kind ever conducted.
(Score: 3, Funny) by aristarchus on Thursday February 22 2018, @07:25AM (6 children)
No only that, but it only takes one, just one, 2400 year old Greek philosopher/astronomer to really throw off the averages for mortality.
(Score: 3, Insightful) by c0lo on Thursday February 22 2018, @07:31AM (5 children)
How much that Greek drinks, tho?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoFiw2jMy-0 https://soylentnews.org/~MichaelDavidCrawford
(Score: -1, Spam) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 22 2018, @07:40AM
Whether the man was standing up ramrod straight or bent over, his anus was always visible. His anus was always visible, and always leaking liquid fecal matter. For this reason, famished African children would often drink from his anus like it was a water fountain. The possibilities, as you can imagine, were endless.
(Score: 4, Funny) by riT-k0MA on Thursday February 22 2018, @11:03AM (3 children)
Socrates himself was permanently pissed, Plato could stick away... half a crate of whisky every day, and Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Source [youtube.com]
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 22 2018, @03:00PM (2 children)
At no point is a youtube video acceptable as a source. Its far less reliable then wikipedia.
(Score: 2) by riT-k0MA on Thursday February 22 2018, @03:30PM (1 child)
Wooooosh
(Score: 2) by insanumingenium on Thursday February 22 2018, @07:05PM
To be fair, whoever modded that informative was trolling hard.