On the one hand, drinking alcohol may make you live longer.
Drinking could help you live longer—that's the good news for happy-hour enthusiasts from a study presented last week at the annual meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science. According to the study, people who live to 90 or older often drink moderately.
On the other, you might not remember who you are any more.
Heavy drinkers are putting themselves at risk of dementia, according to the largest study of its kind ever conducted.
(Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday February 22 2018, @06:05PM (1 child)
Now we know why Ethanol Fueled won't die, and why his brain shitposts. Wrap it up everyone, we've cracked this nut case.
(Score: 1) by Ethanol-fueled on Friday February 23 2018, @02:41AM
I was born with the cord wrapped around my neck 5 times, face with a blue tint, and later accidentally dropped on my head while still very young (not exaggerating a single bit about both events).
If the hindbrain is good enough to keep reptiles alive, it's good enough for me. Hell, praying mantids keep fucking and chickens keep running after their entire heads are cut off.