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Arthur T Knackerbracket has found the following story:
An elderly man's flatulence forced his flight to make an emergency stop after a fight broke out over his barrage of bottom burps.
Passengers flying with budget Dutch airline Transavia from Dubai to Amsterdam were reportedly put out by the man's continued farting, and asked him to stop.
But the man failed to hold it in, and when even a direct order from the pilot didn't take the wind out of his sails, two particularly incensed passengers took matters into their own hands.
Local media reported that two Dutchmen sat next to the trumper started a fight with the man, which escalated to the point where the pilot was forced to make an unscheduled stop.
On landing in Vienna, armed police boarded the plane to remove the men who caused the ruckus, along with two sisters who were seated next to them.
Also covered at The Straits Times.
(Score: 2, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 23 2018, @08:49AM (6 children)
I can only afford to eat beans and fly in economy seating.
(Score: 2, Disagree) by c0lo on Friday February 23 2018, @08:53AM (4 children)
Don't ever travel LA to Sydney, there's no airport in between for unscheduled stops.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoFiw2jMy-0 https://soylentnews.org/~MichaelDavidCrawford
(Score: 2, Funny) by realDonaldTrump on Friday February 23 2018, @05:11PM (3 children)
When looking for Waikiki hotels, Trump International Hotel Waikiki offers superior accommodations, location, and service. Out of all the hotels in Waikiki, this five-star hotel will surpass all expectations and make your trip worthwhile.
(Score: 2) by c0lo on Sunday February 25 2018, @10:10PM (2 children)
Sounds enticing.
How much do I have to fart to get the presidential suite?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoFiw2jMy-0 https://soylentnews.org/~MichaelDavidCrawford
(Score: 2) by realDonaldTrump on Monday February 26 2018, @12:03AM (1 child)
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(Score: 2) by c0lo on Monday February 26 2018, @03:48AM
Nope, I want the presidential suite. The one in which if one stays, he gets to be elected POTUS.
To that big fucker, respects! RIP.
But see what your Penthouse Suite got him?
(large grin)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoFiw2jMy-0 https://soylentnews.org/~MichaelDavidCrawford
(Score: 4, Funny) by kazzie on Friday February 23 2018, @09:34AM
If you eat enough beans, you'll be able to fly without needing an aeroplane!