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14 Years of Mark Zuckerberg Saying Sorry, Not Sorry

posted by fyngyrz on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:06PM   Printer-friendly
from the mark-down-mark-up dept.

canopic jug writes:

The Washington Post has a retrospective on 14 years of Mark Zuckerberg saying sorry, not sorry:

From the moment the Facebook founder entered the public eye in 2003 for creating a Harvard student hot-or-not rating site, he's been apologizing. So we collected this abbreviated history of his public mea culpas.

See also:
Why Zuckerberg's 14-Year Apology Tour Hasn't Fixed Facebook.

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  • (Score: 2) by SomeGuy on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:34PM (5 children)

    by SomeGuy (5632) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:34PM (#665464)

    As my mother used to scream at the top of her lungs with her mouth-dick piercing my skull until my soul bled from my ears: DON'T SAY YOU'RE SORRY UNLESS YOU ARE GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

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  • (Score: 2, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:40PM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:40PM (#665468)

    her mouth-dick

    say what now
    that's your mother you're talking about

    • (Score: 3, Funny) by SomeGuy on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:39PM

      by SomeGuy (5632) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:39PM (#665496)

      You ever see the movie "Alien"? Kind of like that but not as pleasant.

  • (Score: 3, Touché) by frojack on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:40PM (1 child)

    by frojack (1554) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @06:40PM (#665469) Journal

    You should have listened.

    My 1st boss use to say "Sorry is found in the dictionary somewhere between shit and syphilis". I learned to listen very quickly.

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    No, you are mistaken. I've always had this sig.

    • (Score: 3, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:44PM

      by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:44PM (#665500)

      “You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
      "Why, what did she tell you?"
      "I don't know, I didn't listen.”

  • (Score: 3, Funny) by Azuma Hazuki on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:36PM

    by Azuma Hazuki (5086) on Wednesday April 11 2018, @07:36PM (#665493) Journal

    Is your mom the Queen Alien or what?

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    I am "that girl" your mother warned you about...