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posted by Fnord666 on Tuesday May 01 2018, @04:48AM   Printer-friendly
from the self-incrimination dept.

Associated Press affiliate KTAR-FM reports

[...] after 25-year-old Xavier Moran was involved in a crash on April 5, he told a sheriff's deputy he had been cut off by another driver and could prove it with his dashboard camera. He then signed a consent waiver to search the camera.

When the Palm Beach County Sheriff's deputy reviewed the footage, he saw Moran burglarizing a beauty store. Authorities say the video showed Moran taking a baseball bat from the trunk and someone using the bat to break the glass door to the store.

He was arrested [April 10] on burglary charges.

Boing Boing further reports that the guy just can't stay out of trouble.

I first heard the story via NPR's "news" quiz show "Wait, Wait...Don't Tell Me".


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  • (Score: 5, Funny) by Runaway1956 on Tuesday May 01 2018, @02:24PM (1 child)

    by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Tuesday May 01 2018, @02:24PM (#674141) Journal

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  • (Score: 2) by AssCork on Tuesday May 01 2018, @05:38PM

    by AssCork (6255) on Tuesday May 01 2018, @05:38PM (#674223) Journal

    Florida Man, Florida Man, does whatever Florida man can, buys an orange, saves it for later, goes to jail for fucking a gator, oh yeah look out for the Florida man...
    Florida man, Florida man, Does whatever a meth head can!

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    Just popped-out of a tight spot. Came out mostly clean, too.