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posted by martyb on Friday May 04 2018, @03:59AM   Printer-friendly
from the is-that-a-podcast-in-your-pocket? dept.

Pocket Casts acquired by NPR, other public radio stations, and This American Life

Pocket Casts, widely considered to be one of the best mobile apps for podcast listening, has been acquired by a collective group that includes NPR, WNYC Studios, WBEZ Chicago, and This American Life. "This unprecedented collaboration furthers public radio's leading role as an innovator in audio discovery and distribution, while ensuring the continued support and growth of one of the most popular listening platforms on the market," the companies said in a press release announcing the news. That team of stations and podcast producers are responsible for some of the format's biggest hits like This American Life (duh), Serial, Radiolab, and Planet Money.

Moving forward, Pocket Casts will operate as a joint venture between the new owners. Philip Simpson and Russell Ivanovic, who formed Shifty Jelly (Pocket Cast's developer) in 2008, will have unspecified "leadership roles." The existing staff and development team is staying put. Owen Grover, a veteran of iHeartRadio / Clear Channel, has been named as Pocket Cast's CEO. NPR's apps including NPR One will remain in development.

Also at TechCrunch.


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    by Anonymous Coward on Friday May 04 2018, @05:11AM (#675505)

    The man let out a heavy sigh. Having to watch seven children was quite burdensome. If he did not keep a close eye on them and keep them entertained, who knows what sort of trouble they would get themselves into? Because of this, the man, Johnhamson, had to think of a game they could all play together. Then, it hit him; they would play the game that Johnhamson invented himself. "That's the most suitable choice," Johnhamson muttered to himself.

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    Johnhamson looked around, and was elated by what he saw. All of them understood. All of them had learned. Profound knowledge about men's rights had been etched into the lifeless corpses of these children. A single tear ran down the man's face; he was always delighted to see children who were serious about their educations. "I'm quite a good teacher," the man thought to himself.

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