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posted by janrinok on Thursday May 10 2018, @03:24AM   Printer-friendly
from the dumb-reasons-for-status-quo dept.

Reason and the WaPost as well as many other sites are still rolling on the floor laughing at the assertion made by Chad Larner, the director of Maron County's K-9 Training Academy.

In a bid to protest legalization, the Illinois police have threatened to kill their dogs if marijuana is legalized. This could mean euthanizing hundreds of dogs trained to sniff out marijuana and other illegal substances.

Chad Larner claims:

Chad Larner, dismissed the idea of retraining dogs, saying it would amount to "extreme abuse" to change their mindset. K-9s are rewarded for successfully alerting to the presence of narcotics, and they continue to train regularly with their handlers for a suggested minimum of 16 hours a month.

[...] Because many K-9s are trained not to be social so their work won't be affected, Larner said a number of dogs would likely have to be euthanized.

While at the same time claiming the dogs are trained for many roles:

There are about 275 certified narcotic detection K-9s in Illinois, Larner said. Most of the dogs are dual-purpose, meaning they are trained to find drugs and to track and apprehend suspects and missing persons.


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  • (Score: 5, Informative) by c0lo on Thursday May 10 2018, @04:14AM (6 children)

    by c0lo (156) Subscriber Badge on Thursday May 10 2018, @04:14AM (#677742) Journal

    Is Larner related to somebody who earns cash training the dogs (and skims some weed on the side)?

    TWaPoFA:

    “The biggest thing for law enforcement is, you’re going to have to replace all of your dogs,” said Macon County Sheriff Howard Buffett, whose private foundation paid $2.2 million in 2016 to support K-9 units in 33 counties across Illinois. “So to me, it’s a giant step forward for drug dealers, and it’s a giant step backwards for law enforcements and the residents of the community.”
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    (By the way, if you think it’s weird that a sheriff would have a “personal foundation” capable of spending more than $2 million on drug dog units for other police departments, so did I. It turns out that Sheriff Buffett is the middle child of the billionaire Warren Buffett [wikipedia.org].)

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  • (Score: 2) by takyon on Thursday May 10 2018, @04:20AM

    by takyon (881) <takyonNO@SPAMsoylentnews.org> on Thursday May 10 2018, @04:20AM (#677746) Journal

    You can bet that "Sheriff" section on the Wikipedia article [wikipedia.org] is going to disappear or get trimmed down significantly once Buffett's PR drones descend upon it.

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday May 10 2018, @04:59AM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday May 10 2018, @04:59AM (#677753)

    Poor Warren, must be such a disappointment to have his son wind up as a cop.

    • (Score: 2) by c0lo on Thursday May 10 2018, @05:08AM

      by c0lo (156) Subscriber Badge on Thursday May 10 2018, @05:08AM (#677754) Journal

      Poor Warren...

      Yea, right! LOL

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  • (Score: 5, Insightful) by Whoever on Thursday May 10 2018, @05:58AM (2 children)

    by Whoever (4524) on Thursday May 10 2018, @05:58AM (#677760) Journal

    Dogs can't be retrained?

    This is the biggest pile of horseshit I have seen recently (with the exception of anything from the Trump administration).

    Also, let's be realistic: the dogs don't really detect drugs: they "alert" on cue from the handler in order to give the police an excuse for a more detailed inspection. Unfortunately, the US has a craven judiciary that has a long history of allowing law enforcement to get away with bullshit, pseudo-science, and straight up illegal behaviour.

    • (Score: 3, Insightful) by krishnoid on Thursday May 10 2018, @06:09AM

      by krishnoid (1156) on Thursday May 10 2018, @06:09AM (#677762)

      Exactly! The poor dogs would have to go through the traumatizing re-training of alerting from cues which will now be issued only when narcotics *other* than marijuana may be present. This will entirely disrupt the telepathic link they have with their handlers; better to kill them instead.

    • (Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Thursday May 10 2018, @02:25PM

      by Runaway1956 (2926) Subscriber Badge on Thursday May 10 2018, @02:25PM (#677870) Journal

      It all depends on the trainer whether a dog can be retrained. If the trainer is a retarded troglodyte, he will be incapable of retraining a dog, let alone himself.