Submitted via IRC for TheMightyBuzzard
A small community in northern Michigan believes it has been touched by an angel after a motion-sensor camera captured a mysterious object apparently looming over a parked vehicle. People online, however, remain unconvinced.
Please, that's so obviously Arthur.
Source: https://www.rt.com/usa/426544-angel-vision-moth-debate/
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday May 13 2018, @08:20PM (8 children)
"Now I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds!"
J. Robert Oppenheimer, quoting the Bhagavad Gita [wikipedia.org]
"We have become Weekly World News, reporters of angel sightings and Bat Boy!"
SN, right here, right now.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Sunday May 13 2018, @11:59PM (2 children)
I dunno, I kind of like to see a little bit of silliness in the news now and then. By all means, keep it to slow Sundays, but if we don't have anything especially interesting to fill the time, where's the harm?
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 3, Funny) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Monday May 14 2018, @04:51AM (1 child)
I'm unable to find the link just now but the Chron's website has a section for the stories they wouldn't even dream of printing.
For example the gentleman show showed up at the Emergency Room with his butthole full of now- hardened concrete.
The ER doc was puzzled about a spherical void that showed up in his x-rays. Surgery yielded the insight that it was a ping-pong ball.
Yes I Have No Bananas. [gofundme.com]
(Score: 2) by captain normal on Monday May 14 2018, @05:54AM
Careful Mike, SF Gate is so full of paid for click-bait that even Faux News can't keep up.
Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not to his own facts"- --Daniel Patrick Moynihan--
(Score: 2) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Monday May 14 2018, @04:48AM (4 children)
I've got the domain back but it's not configured yet:
Kiss Your Sorry Ass Goodbye, The Atom Bomb Is Gonna Fly [hydrogenbomb.org]
Real Soon Now, I promise I'll fix it.
Yes I Have No Bananas. [gofundme.com]
(Score: 2) by takyon on Monday May 14 2018, @07:57AM (2 children)
You should post all the known plans on how to build nukes (declassified and reverse engineered by the public) on that domain.
[SIG] 10/28/2017: Soylent Upgrade v14 [soylentnews.org]
(Score: 2) by Immerman on Monday May 14 2018, @01:56PM (1 child)
Couldn't swear to it, but I suspect reverse engineer military secrets are still considered military secrets. Or at the very least that they will be treated as such under the assumption that the "reverse engineering" was actually a leak, and it will be up to you to prove otherwise. From within your windowless cell.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 14 2018, @08:49PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Progressive,_Inc. [wikipedia.org]
(Score: 2) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Monday May 14 2018, @09:11PM
http://ethicsgirls.com/hydrogenbomb/ [ethicsgirls.com]
Yes I Have No Bananas. [gofundme.com]