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posted by janrinok on Tuesday June 19 2018, @01:54PM   Printer-friendly
from the oblig-xkcd-644 dept.

Australian Broadcast Corporation follows-up on a 3 months old story:

Biohacker Meow-Ludo Disco Gamma Meow-Meow who was fined for implanting an Opal Card chip into his hand has had his conviction overturned. [...] Mr Meow-Meow appealed against the conviction in the District Court and today it was quashed. District court judge Dina Yehia took into account his good character, while describing the case as "highly unusual ... involving a unique set of circumstances."

[...] She said that, while there were legal issues of general deterrence, she was of the view that the objective seriousness of the offence fell towards the lower end of the range, if not the bottom.

The previous story offers the context:

Meow-Ludo Disco Gamma Meow-Meow, 33, surgically implanted an Opal Card chip into his hand last year, so that he could swipe on and off without using a card. Transport authorities charged him for using public transport without a valid ticket and for not producing a ticket to transport officers. Mr Meow-Meow pleaded guilty to both offences at Newtown Local Court. He was fined $220 for breaching the Opal Card terms of use and was ordered to pay $1,000 in legal costs.

The lawyer representing Mr Meow Meow argued that transport legislation had advanced to include methods of contactless payment through MasterCard and some smart phones. He said that the law should adapt to all available technologies including implantable tech. But Magistrate Michael Quinn said, while the legislation may catch up with technology in the future, the law of the day must be followed.

Outside court, Mr Meow Meow said he was disappointed both offences were not dismissed and that he was ordered to pay legal costs. Despite the decision, Mr Meow Meow said he would continue to experiment with implanted technology. He said he was planning to push the boundary even further, replacing his Opal chip with one that will hold all of his personal information, including credit cards and memberships.

Why wait until the govt chips you when you can use your freedom and DIY? (large grin)


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  • (Score: 3, Insightful) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 19 2018, @02:25PM (6 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 19 2018, @02:25PM (#695000)

    Meow Meow Dipshit is the script-kiddie of biohackers.

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 19 2018, @02:51PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday June 19 2018, @02:51PM (#695028)

    Meow Meow Dipshit

    I had a cat named that once.

  • (Score: 4, Insightful) by LoRdTAW on Tuesday June 19 2018, @03:15PM (3 children)

    by LoRdTAW (3755) on Tuesday June 19 2018, @03:15PM (#695047) Journal

    The biohacker community appears to be flooded with people exhibiting Histrionic personality disorder. First we had the story of the dead carnival barker in the sensory thank and now this clown. Whenever I see someone pulling hand waving "look at me" stunts, I write them off as frauds. File this under "nothing to see here save for yet another dipshit, move along".

    • (Score: 3, Informative) by takyon on Tuesday June 19 2018, @07:46PM (2 children)

      by takyon (881) <takyonNO@SPAMsoylentnews.org> on Tuesday June 19 2018, @07:46PM (#695242) Journal

      There is a selection bias. You are more likely to hear about the ones causing controversy or getting offed, because that's what sells newspapers... I mean baits clicks.

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  • (Score: 2) by takyon on Tuesday June 19 2018, @07:48PM

    by takyon (881) <takyonNO@SPAMsoylentnews.org> on Tuesday June 19 2018, @07:48PM (#695244) Journal

    Better to be a script kiddie and do something easy than attempt something out of your league and cause infection, paralysis, death, etc.

    In 20 years the chip implanting will really be script kiddie stuff. Unless it's a brain computer interface being implanted.

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