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This is something we’ve been waiting a very long time for. The Church of Scientology uses devices called E-Meters to measure Thetans in the body. We’re not going to discuss this further, because we don’t want to be murdered. In reality, the E-Meter is simply a device that costs five thousand dollars and only measures the resistance of the human body. It does this by having the subject hold two copper cylinders and a simple Wheatstone bridge. Why does the E-Meter cost five thousand dollars? As [Play With Junk] found out, it’s an exquisitely engineered piece of hardware.
[...] What’s most impressive is the quality of the components that go into a machine that effectively only measures the resistance of the human body. The ‘trim’ pot is a Vishay wire-wound precision potentiometer that costs somewhere between $20 and $60. The power switch is an over-specced switch that probably costs $5. The control pots look and feel great, and the wiring is wrapped around chokes.
Is it powered by Thetans? Because that would be awesome.
(Score: 4, Funny) by realDonaldTrump on Sunday July 22 2018, @03:55AM (1 child)
Our alt-left keeps saying "oh, resist, resist!" And now scientology has come up with a machine, with cyber, to measure that resistance. Which according to the article, looks and feels great. And only costs $5,000. I'm going to order some E-meters for the White House. For when I hire folks to work at the White House. And hopefully we'll have a lot less turnover. Believe me, I wish I'd had this when I hired Jeff Sessions, otherwise known as Mr. Magoo. He seemed so loyal. But as soon as I hired him, the resistance started. The recusing. And I wish I'd had it a lot of times. So many folks I hired that went with the resistance. And so many Obama folks I didn't fire soon enough (Comey). We interview people, they tell us what we want to hear. Because everyone wants to work at the White House. At my White Houses -- in Washington, in Bedminster, in Palm Beach. They tell us nice stories. But it isn't always nice. Sometimes they're lieing. With E-meter we'll know. If someone is in the resistance we'll know. Because we'll measure that, we'll measure folks scientologically.
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(Score: 0, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday July 22 2018, @11:00AM
You're out of the loop, Don. The correct term is CTRL-left.