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posted by Fnord666 on Saturday July 28 2018, @08:17AM   Printer-friendly
from the toying-around dept.

Submitted via IRC for AndyTheAbsurd

Amazon’s Alexa virtual assistant seems to be everywhere these days – and now she’s powering your sex life too.

The voice-controlled AI has made its way into the popular Lovense series of smart sex toys, giving you more control over your late-night action than ever before.

Lovense toys can already be controlled remotely using an app, but now Alexa voice commands will activate them too.

An upcoming app update, revealed exclusively to The Sun, will add support for Amazon’s hugely popular Alexa service.

Source: https://nypost.com/2018/07/20/you-can-soon-have-sex-with-amazons-alexa/


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  • (Score: 5, Insightful) by choose another one on Saturday July 28 2018, @09:45AM (3 children)

    by choose another one (515) Subscriber Badge on Saturday July 28 2018, @09:45AM (#713956)

    "Alexa, f*** me harder"
    "Certainly, Prime subscription level increased to preposterous"
    "... wait.."
    "Prime waiting added to subscription, subscription now ludicrous level"
    "... bugger"
    "Command understood, toy mode changed"

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  • (Score: 2) by Pslytely Psycho on Saturday July 28 2018, @10:28AM

    by Pslytely Psycho (1218) on Saturday July 28 2018, @10:28AM (#713959)

    You win.
    Hands down, no contest.
    My nose burns from the beer that just soaked my keyboard.
    (:

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    Alex Jones lawyer inspires new TV series: CSI Moron Division.
  • (Score: 2) by BsAtHome on Saturday July 28 2018, @10:35AM (1 child)

    by BsAtHome (889) on Saturday July 28 2018, @10:35AM (#713960)
    Veni, Vidi, Vici Veni again.
    • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday July 28 2018, @11:20AM

      by Anonymous Coward on Saturday July 28 2018, @11:20AM (#713968)

      Oh, cum on!