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You might not be able to attend Hogwarts in real life, but you can still leave your muggleness behind when you build Lego's new Hogwarts Castle, a mind-bending 6,020-piece model of the iconic wizarding school from the Harry Potter series.
The massive castle set covers everything from the Great Hall (complete with stained glass windows) to the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, Dumbledore's office and the Chamber of Secrets. You could easily spend days exploring all the nooks and crannies of the completed build.
[...] Start polishing your wand now. It's going to take some time to put all 6,020 pieces together and you might need an assist from a magic spell like "Reparo," the mending charm.
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(Score: 4, Funny) by pkrasimirov on Monday July 30 2018, @11:18AM (1 child)
With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget about the castle! Ah, screw everything...
(Score: 1, Touché) by Anonymous Coward on Monday July 30 2018, @09:50PM
And that kids is how AIDs got transferred from monkeys to humans.