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posted by martyb on Monday August 06 2018, @09:37AM   Printer-friendly
from the positive-news dept.

Marketwatch brings good news for the USA: American workers are finally reaping the benefits of the lowest unemployment rate and best jobs market in decades: Wages and benefits are rising at the fastest pace in a decade. Firms have sought to fill openings by offering better benefits such as more vacation time or flexible hours. When push comes to shove, they are offering higher pay. While bigger paychecks are great for workers, the US Federal Reserve is watching closely to see if rising compensation is stoking inflation. The Federal Reserve could increase U.S. interest rates if it becomes a big worry, but so far inflation remains relatively mild.


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  • (Score: 3, Insightful) by The Mighty Buzzard on Monday August 06 2018, @10:42AM (2 children)

    Whoopdie shit. That's like coming in first place in the Box Turtle 100 Inch Dash.

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  • (Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Monday August 06 2018, @04:57PM (1 child)

    by Anonymous Coward on Monday August 06 2018, @04:57PM (#717898)

    AND THEY'RE INTO THE STRETCH!! Shelly is ahead by a millimeter. What is this? Franklin is beginning to pour it on. This race is heating heating up! He is closing the gap 100 micrometers per second. Oh my goodness! This might be a photo finish. IT'S FRANKLIN BY A NANOMETER!!!! THE UNDERTURTLE WINS IT ALL!!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A RACE! A DAY. TO LIVE. IN INFAMY!!!!!!

    • (Score: 3, Funny) by bob_super on Monday August 06 2018, @06:29PM

      by bob_super (1357) on Monday August 06 2018, @06:29PM (#717941)

      AND ... ... ... THEY'RE ... ... ... INTO ... ... ... THE ... ... ... STRETCH!! ... ... ... Shelly ... ... ... is ... ... ... ahead ... ... ... by ... ... ... a ... ... ... millimeter. ... ... ... What ... ... ... is ... ... ... this? ... ... ... Franklin ... ... ... is ... ... ... beginning ... ... ... to ... ... ... pour ... ... ... it ... ... ... on. ... ... ... This ... ... ... race ... ... ... is ... ... ... heating ... ... ... heating ... ... ... up! ... ... ... He ... ... ... is ... ... ... closing ... ... ... the ... ... ... gap ... ... ... 100 ... ... ... micrometers ... ... ... per ... ... ... second. ... ... ... Oh ... ... ... my ... ... ... goodness! ... ... ... This ... ... ... might ... ... ... be ... ... ... a ... ... ... photo ... ... ... finish. ... ... ... IT'S ... ... ... FRANKLIN ... ... ... BY ... ... ... A ... ... ... NANOMETER!!!! ... ... ... THE ... ... ... UNDERTURTLE ... ... ... WINS ... ... ... IT ... ... ... ALL!!!! ... ... ... I'VE ... ... ... NEVER ... ... ... SEEN ... ... ... SUCH ... ... ... A ... ... ... RACE! ... ... ... A ... ... ... DAY. ... ... ... TO ... ... ... LIVE. ... ... ... IN ... ... ... INFAMY!!!!!! ... ... ...

      FTFY
      Sounds like a decent CSPAN interlude