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posted by janrinok on Tuesday August 21 2018, @01:52PM   Printer-friendly
from the its-not-over-until-the-fat-lady-sings dept.

From Reuters:

A group of 22 state attorneys general and the District of Columbia late Monday asked a U.S. appeals court to reinstate the Obama administration's 2015 landmark net neutrality rules and reject the Trump administration's efforts to preempt states from imposing their own rules guaranteeing an open internet.

The states, led by New York Attorney General Barbara Underwood, filed a lawsuit in January after the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) voted in December along party lines to reverse rules that barred internet service providers from blocking or throttling traffic or offering paid fast lanes, also known as paid prioritization.

Several internet companies filed a separate legal challenge on Monday to overturn the FCC ruling, including Mozilla Corp, Vimeo Inc, Etsy Inc, and numerous media and technology advocacy groups.

The FCC handed sweeping new powers to internet providers to recast how Americans use the internet — as long as they disclose any changes. The new rules took effect in early June but major providers have made no changes in internet access.

[...] The U.S. Senate voted in May to keep the Obama-era internet rules, but the measure is unlikely to be approved by the House of Representatives or the White House.

The state attorney generals suing represent states with 165 million people — more than half the United States population — and include California, Illinois, New Jersey, North Carolina, Pennsylvania and Virginia.


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  • (Score: 0, Offtopic) by Subsentient on Tuesday August 21 2018, @03:19PM (3 children)

    by Subsentient (1111) on Tuesday August 21 2018, @03:19PM (#724205) Homepage Journal

    Challenge accepted.

    Flip grandpa over so he is on his hands and knees. Fist his hungry asshole, until his dentures fall out and his Coumadin-thinned rectal blood covers your hands as he moans in pleasure. Remove your fist. Lick the shit from your fist. Lick it clean.
    Savor the texture, the taste, the aroma.

    Now, insert your throbbing, aching cock into grandpa's love canal, thrusting over and over, hunched over him, reaching under him to twist his nipples as hard as you can. As you cum, pinch them as hard as you can, not being afraid to let your thumbnails cut into them. After you've completed shooting pulse after pulse of baby batter into grandpa's fuck hole, remove your cock.

    Now duck down, so your mouth is at his anus. Inhale deeply, savoring the scent. Now press your lips to his asshole, and suck. Suck for dear life. Suck, while his diarrhea mixed with your own seed spills out of his trembling hole and into your waiting mouth, back into your body. Back from where it came.

    Roll it around inside your mouth for a few seconds with your tongue, making sure to taste all there is to taste.

    Swallow.

    Now it's time to reward him.

    Go find some peanut butter, the chunky kind. Lather your grandfather's testicles in the creamy substance. Once his balls are glistening with the oily treat, now move to his anus. Cover your fist in the peanut butter, thick, so much that globs fall onto the floor.

    Now insert your fist into his waiting ass, slowly, making sure to savor the sensation of his intestines squirming around your hand. Remove your hand. Smear the remainder of the feces-saturated peanut butter around his anal rim.

    Call your dog. Tell grandpa to hold still.

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday August 21 2018, @03:33PM (2 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday August 21 2018, @03:33PM (#724219)

    Well, fuck off if you call this "in good taste".

    • (Score: 3, Funny) by deimtee on Tuesday August 21 2018, @09:18PM

      by deimtee (3272) on Tuesday August 21 2018, @09:18PM (#724385) Journal

      You don't like peanut butter?

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    • (Score: 2) by Subsentient on Wednesday August 22 2018, @12:26AM

      by Subsentient (1111) on Wednesday August 22 2018, @12:26AM (#724485) Homepage Journal

      Oh, it has plenty of tastes.

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