Submitted via IRC for TheMightyBuzzard
Google Chrome developers advised they would wait until Fall or Spring to disclose how they would "kill" URLs, but it appears the endeavor has already begun: users have found that the latest build, Chrome 69, hides the "WWW" and "M" subdomains in the address bar. Bleeping Computer has instructions on how to restore what Google insists is "trivial."
(Score: 5, Insightful) by zocalo on Thursday September 13 2018, @06:49AM (6 children)
Into one that looks like this:
So, uh, yeah, thanks for decluttering my URLs and saving me from suffocation due to lack of whitespace, Google.
UNIX? They're not even circumcised! Savages!
(Score: -1, Troll) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 13 2018, @07:27AM (5 children)
Even 3 air bubbles is better than nothing when you are drowning in text content.
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Thursday September 13 2018, @12:34PM (4 children)
You're right. Our apologies. We'll get right on removing story text, just leaving the headlines. We could probably do away with comments too, because we desire a meaningful conversation with our audience.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 13 2018, @01:14PM (3 children)
Have you thought about putting giant pictures with each article? They don't have to bear any relationship to the article, you know, just big pictures to decrease the word density.
(Score: 3, Touché) by The Mighty Buzzard on Thursday September 13 2018, @01:51PM
Excellent idea! We'll get right on that. Cat pictures, dank memes, or naked chicks? Wait, why choose? Dank memes made of pictures of naked chicks holding cats incoming.
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 3, Funny) by fyngyrz on Thursday September 13 2018, @02:05PM (1 child)
No, no. Videos. Huge videos that auto-play. That is how you touch the hearts of the masses. That, and pop-ups and pop-unders. Oh, those sweet, sweet windows everywhere.
(Score: 2) by All Your Lawn Are Belong To Us on Thursday September 13 2018, @03:01PM
Don't forget an auto-playing MIDI file as well!
This sig for rent.