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'Vampire Facial' Becomes Actual Horror As N.M. Spa Clients Face HIV Testing
The vampire facial was only supposed to sound scary. Sure, it involves extracting the patient's own blood, isolating the platelet-rich plasma by spinning it in a centrifuge and then re-injecting it into the face. But the results are touted to be rejuvenated, smooth and supple skin, not an HIV or hepatitis scare, as clients of the VIP Spa in Albuquerque, N.M., are now facing.
Health officials say those who received the vampire facial there — or any other type of injection-related service — at the spa between May and June 2018 were potentially put at risk of contracting a blood-borne disease. The New Mexico Department of Health is urging them to come for free HIV, hepatitis B and hepatitis C testing as well as free counseling.
The department was tipped off after a spa client "developed an infection that may have resulted from a procedure performed by the VIP Spa." Health and state regulatory officials performed an inspection and found problems with needle storage, handling and disposal. A health department spokesman told NPR while it is still early in the investigation, no other infections have been identified.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 15 2018, @04:56PM (2 children)
Are you going through a nihilist phase? Or is it a swing to far right-wing purge-the-unworthy homicidal extremism?
(Score: 5, Funny) by Runaway1956 on Saturday September 15 2018, @05:29PM (1 child)
I don't think that MDC does phases, or extremism. He's all over the place, and at any given time, he might be in three places at the same time. Schroedinger has nothing on our Mud Duck.
(Score: 2) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Saturday September 15 2018, @11:18PM
Kuro5hin's mumble developed a text processing language that is based on the <bra|ket> notation of Quantum Mechanics.
To test his code he scraped K5 then plotted histograms whose bins were the timestamps of each user's posts. That enabled him to determine when each member slept, which to a modest extent also enabled him to determine which country they were in, given that we all at least read and wrote English.
My histogram was flat and level. "When does he sleep?" mumble asked.
Doubtlessly some of my Madness is the result of my highly-dysfunctional Circadian Rhythm. It was first discovered by the maternity ward nurses in the hospital where I was born.
It's not at all that I don't need to sleep, but that I don't feel the need to sleep until I'm ready to drop.
Yes I Have No Bananas. [gofundme.com]