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posted by Fnord666 on Thursday September 20 2018, @04:20AM   Printer-friendly
from the bigger-but-less-filling dept.

Times Newer Roman is a new font to make academic papers appear longer.

Times Newer Roman is designed to add length to any academic paper that has page requirements and also requires the use of Times New Roman.

[...] This means that a paper of given word count will have more length when rendered in Times Newer Roman instead of the old Times New Roman—hopefully without being noticeable to whoever's job it is to grade the paper.

Bigger and therefore better academic papers help advance the state of the art.


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  • (Score: 1) by EEMac on Thursday September 20 2018, @01:34PM (5 children)

    by EEMac (6423) on Thursday September 20 2018, @01:34PM (#737476)

    You could get the same effect using a larger size of Times New Roman. This is dumb.
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    A lot of professors will require something like 12 point Times New Roman. 13 point Times New Roman is relatively easy to spot because of the number change. 12 point Times Newer Roman makes your paper longer, and there's a chance they won't notice the subtle change in the font name.

    I don't approve of the cheating aspect, but there's some ingenuity here.

  • (Score: 2) by DannyB on Thursday September 20 2018, @02:10PM (4 children)

    by DannyB (5839) Subscriber Badge on Thursday September 20 2018, @02:10PM (#737493) Journal

    I don't like the cheating either. But I find the ingenuity amusing.

    Maybe make the font name much closer. Make the font name *look* like Times New Roman, but using unicode characters whose glyphs resemble English alphabet characters.

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    • (Score: 2) by shipofgold on Thursday September 20 2018, @04:41PM (3 children)

      by shipofgold (4696) on Thursday September 20 2018, @04:41PM (#737580)

      If professors want to thwart this, simply ask for a 6500 word paper instead of a page count.

      • (Score: 2) by DannyB on Thursday September 20 2018, @05:15PM (1 child)

        by DannyB (5839) Subscriber Badge on Thursday September 20 2018, @05:15PM (#737604) Journal

        It would be better for students to be proud of their level of mastery of the subject and be happy to demonstrate it, rather than their ingenuity in cheating.

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        • (Score: 1, Informative) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 20 2018, @06:06PM

          by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 20 2018, @06:06PM (#737628)

          I've found it an interesting attribute of growing up, like how attitudes towards snow change.

          Child: "How can I write a 100-word book summary? That's so many words!"
          Teenager: "I need to write a 2000-word book summary. How am I going to fill that space?"
          Adult: "You need me to write a 5000-word contract proposal about why my company is the best? How can I possibly get my word-count that low? Can I please have another 3000 words to use?"

      • (Score: 2) by hendrikboom on Friday September 21 2018, @12:20AM

        by hendrikboom (1125) Subscriber Badge on Friday September 21 2018, @12:20AM (#737880) Homepage Journal

        It's really hard to meaningfully count words in a paper packed with formulas from integral calculus.