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posted by Fnord666 on Thursday September 20 2018, @04:20AM   Printer-friendly
from the bigger-but-less-filling dept.

Times Newer Roman is a new font to make academic papers appear longer.

Times Newer Roman is designed to add length to any academic paper that has page requirements and also requires the use of Times New Roman.

[...] This means that a paper of given word count will have more length when rendered in Times Newer Roman instead of the old Times New Roman—hopefully without being noticeable to whoever's job it is to grade the paper.

Bigger and therefore better academic papers help advance the state of the art.


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  • (Score: 4, Funny) by DeathMonkey on Thursday September 20 2018, @06:53PM

    by DeathMonkey (1380) on Thursday September 20 2018, @06:53PM (#737658) Journal

    It's scaled in both dimensions. You could get the same effect using a larger size of Times New Roman. This is dumb.

    My plan is to get Arik to write it for me.

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