(Score: 1, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday December 02 2018, @04:15PM
by Anonymous Coward
on Sunday December 02 2018, @04:15PM (#768902)
Let me guess. Regular pentagrams don't have the power to channel the supernatural, but Satanic pentagrams supposedly open a communications channel to the Anunnaki. You're better off with Ham radio equipment if you want to do that.
Do not worry. Baphomet retired the Anunnaki role in bourgeois revolution in 1865¹, and the Queen of Heaven [wikimedia.org], armed with sociological data from 1917-1918, is once again on the move. Yahweh's 1968 plan for the destruction of humanity with plague, famine, imperialism, and nuclear fire, according to the program outlined in Revelation, will be refuted.
After first contact, from wanderers to farmers, from farmers to warlords, from warlords to merchants, from merchants to capitalists, from capitalists....
¹ Baphoment began the implementation of capitalism after the Battle of Luna in June 1178 with the Magna Carta in 1215. After the surrender of the Confederate counterrevolution at Appomattox courthouse, the first volume of Marx's Capital was published in 1867.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday December 02 2018, @04:59AM (7 children)
5:5 [Stock Marked Closed for 41st President (4+1=5)]:[Huber (December 5)] Stage is set.
(Score: 2) by takyon on Sunday December 02 2018, @05:03AM (2 children)
A pentagon has 5 sides. What's going to happen at the Pentagon?
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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday December 02 2018, @06:23AM (1 child)
How many chords in a geometrical pentagon you ask? Satanic pentagrams are different, but most of the herd do not distinguish between the two.
(Score: 1, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday December 02 2018, @04:15PM
Let me guess. Regular pentagrams don't have the power to channel the supernatural, but Satanic pentagrams supposedly open a communications channel to the Anunnaki. You're better off with Ham radio equipment if you want to do that.
Do not worry. Baphomet retired the Anunnaki role in bourgeois revolution in 1865¹, and the Queen of Heaven [wikimedia.org], armed with sociological data from 1917-1918, is once again on the move. Yahweh's 1968 plan for the destruction of humanity with plague, famine, imperialism, and nuclear fire, according to the program outlined in Revelation, will be refuted.
After first contact, from wanderers to farmers, from farmers to warlords, from warlords to merchants, from merchants to capitalists, from capitalists....
¹ Baphoment began the implementation of capitalism after the Battle of Luna in June 1178 with the Magna Carta in 1215. After the surrender of the Confederate counterrevolution at Appomattox courthouse, the first volume of Marx's Capital was published in 1867.
(Score: 2) by driverless on Sunday December 02 2018, @08:46AM (2 children)
Well that's a lie for starters, everyone knows that 2+3=5.
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday December 02 2018, @09:34AM (1 child)
You must be old. 4+1 is "new math".
(Score: 2) by fyngyrz on Sunday December 02 2018, @07:44PM
That's backwards. This is how it goes:
1 + 4 = 5
Everyone knows the smaller numbers come first.
(Score: 1) by khallow on Sunday December 02 2018, @01:11PM
So long knowing you guys. This is really bad! It's numbers on a screen!