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New Year's Resolutions

posted by martyb on Wednesday December 26 2018, @05:52PM   Printer-friendly
from the What's-wrong-with-the-old-year? dept.

DECbot writes:

What is your most significant New Year's resolution for 2019?

  1. Eat better
  2. Sleep better
  3. Exercise more
  4. Lose weight mass
  5. Talk to other humans more
  6. Less time spent on the internet
  7. Ditch Google/Facebook/Amazon/Apple
  8. Try out a new OS or distro
  9. Write more code
  10. Write less code
  11. Perform more expeditionary missions out of the basement
  12. Be nicer to other Soylents
  13. Use all my mod points
  14. Make less resolutions
  15. Other (listed below)...

[Ed. Note: A new poll went up just a few days ago to decide "Book Club picks for Jan. and Feb. 2019" and I didn't want to interrupt that process. Further, our polls are limited to 8 choices and this submission had many more than that. Given the timeliness of the topic, I decided to run this as a story, instead. Have Fun!]

takyon: Changed to an <ol> since users are posting #s.

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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday December 26 2018, @06:49PM (3 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday December 26 2018, @06:49PM (#778650)

    It's turned into a real shit show and following it has caused me way too much stress the past few years. Fuck Trump and fuck giving a shit about any of it in 2019... Blindly voting blue down-ticket going forward... Hell, I'm starting to feel better already!

  • (Score: 3, Funny) by Ethanol-fueled on Wednesday December 26 2018, @09:16PM

    by Ethanol-fueled (2792) on Wednesday December 26 2018, @09:16PM (#778722) Homepage

    You have to go back, Pedro.

  • (Score: 3, Interesting) by realDonaldTrump on Wednesday December 26 2018, @09:46PM (1 child)

    by realDonaldTrump (6614) on Wednesday December 26 2018, @09:46PM (#778745) Homepage Journal

    You're ignoring politics. Because you don't "give" a Shit. So you're going to vote for the Dems -- BLINDLY -- in the 2019 Election. That's your choice. Your very special choice. And hopefully it'll work out for you. And for America. I think that one will work out.

    And I don't do New Year Resolutions. But hopefully I'll be getting less exercise. Saving my precious Energy for Keeping America Great. And, I want to sleep less. So I can spend more time on Social Media. Getting my message out to the American people and to my wonderful followers all around the world -- so important. Kellyanne loves my use of Social Media. Because I'm connecting "directly" with the people. And I want to spend more time on TV. Folks love to see me on TV. I'm the Ratings King, I bring TREMENDOUS Ratings to any show I appear on.

    I'm going to shake a lot of hands, unfortunately. The hands are 90% of being President. People don't know this, I'm a Germophobe. So when I shake somebody's hand, it's not an easy thing for me. Big sacrifice. But, I do it for our Country. And, Documents. I've signed so many Documents, tremendous amount of Documents, and I'm going to keep that up. 2019 is going to be a TERRIFIC Year. America First!!!