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martyb
on Wednesday December 26 2018, @05:52PM
from the What's-wrong-with-the-old-year? dept.
from the What's-wrong-with-the-old-year? dept.
What is your most significant New Year's resolution for 2019?
- Eat better
- Sleep better
- Exercise more
- Lose
weightmass - Talk to other humans more
- Less time spent on the internet
- Ditch Google/Facebook/Amazon/Apple
- Try out a new OS or distro
- Write more code
- Write less code
- Perform more expeditionary missions out of the basement
- Be nicer to other Soylents
- Use all my mod points
- Make less resolutions
- Other (listed below)...
[Ed. Note: A new poll went up just a few days ago to decide "Book Club picks for Jan. and Feb. 2019" and I didn't want to interrupt that process. Further, our polls are limited to 8 choices and this submission had many more than that. Given the timeliness of the topic, I decided to run this as a story, instead. Have Fun!]
takyon: Changed to an <ol> since users are posting #s.
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Hey, wait a minute!! I want a divorce!! ... you're not Clint Eastwood!!
(Score: 5, Insightful) by Runaway1956 on Wednesday December 26 2018, @07:05PM (6 children)
Actually, I prefer Soylentils. Not one single Soylentil has ever sneezed on me, or coughed on me, or slobbered on me, or farted silently, then tried to blame it on me. Soylentils are better than humans.
(Score: 2) by DeathMonkey on Wednesday December 26 2018, @08:12PM
That you are aware of....
(Score: 2) by The Mighty Buzzard on Wednesday December 26 2018, @09:04PM
DeathMonkey has a point. I mean I had been blaming them on martyb but since you went and brought it up...
My rights don't end where your fear begins.
(Score: 2) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Thursday December 27 2018, @01:45PM (3 children)
If so, I'll be happy to give you a reacharound. I'm not in any way a selfish kind of fuck buddy.
Yes I Have No Bananas. [gofundme.com]
(Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Thursday December 27 2018, @05:11PM (2 children)
Well, I didn't expect that kind of nonsense from Old Crawford. Are you having a bad day?
(Score: 2) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Thursday December 27 2018, @05:54PM (1 child)
My new lady "Sarah" - not her real name - offered to fulfill my every fantasy around ten o'clock last night.
She's been in my fucking bathroom dolling herself up so as to look the part for by now TWELVE MOTHER FUCKING HOURS.
This lead me to piss in the kitchen sink several times just this last night.
Just now, I _politely_ stepped in to our bathroom - "ours" now - and found her meticulously scrubbing her face clean. This will be followed by _hours_ of makeup application that will put the First Lady's one hour each day makeup job completely to shame.
The monkey has been very naughty and so deserved swift and stern punishment. I want to grant him clemency, but I don't forsee Sarah stepping back out of our loo until The Heat Death Of The Universe.
Yes I Have No Bananas. [gofundme.com]
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 28 2018, @12:37PM
Dude, just cause some of us care, listen, you've got the wrong pillz. Go backs, and gets the rights pillz. Okays?