What is your most significant New Year's resolution for 2019?
[Ed. Note: A new poll went up just a few days ago to decide "Book Club picks for Jan. and Feb. 2019" and I didn't want to interrupt that process. Further, our polls are limited to 8 choices and this submission had many more than that. Given the timeliness of the topic, I decided to run this as a story, instead. Have Fun!]
takyon: Changed to an <ol> since users are posting #s.
(Score: 1) by Ethanol-fueled on Wednesday December 26 2018, @09:13PM (4 children)
Miracle Whip is the bomb-diggity. With a few drops of Tabasco sauce mixed into it, it will be unstoppable, but probably less good for your anus. It would be awesome to see Ren and Stimpy eating broiled hogs' anuses though, imagine all of the cubbery-cartoon noises chewing them would make.
(Score: 1) by Sulla on Wednesday December 26 2018, @10:28PM (1 child)
16. Not being required to buy a new mattress
Ceterum censeo Sinae esse delendam
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday December 27 2018, @09:14AM
Have you tried rent-a-geisha.com?
(Score: 3, Informative) by Subsentient on Thursday December 27 2018, @03:07AM
https://i.imgur.com/SPNhGqn.jpg [imgur.com]
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." -Jiddu Krishnamurti
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Thursday December 27 2018, @09:37AM
A friend of mine named Tricky once put Deep Heat on his dick then went into class.