What is your most significant New Year's resolution for 2019?
[Ed. Note: A new poll went up just a few days ago to decide "Book Club picks for Jan. and Feb. 2019" and I didn't want to interrupt that process. Further, our polls are limited to 8 choices and this submission had many more than that. Given the timeliness of the topic, I decided to run this as a story, instead. Have Fun!]
takyon: Changed to an <ol> since users are posting #s.
(Score: 2) by Runaway1956 on Thursday December 27 2018, @05:11PM (2 children)
Well, I didn't expect that kind of nonsense from Old Crawford. Are you having a bad day?
(Score: 2) by MichaelDavidCrawford on Thursday December 27 2018, @05:54PM (1 child)
My new lady "Sarah" - not her real name - offered to fulfill my every fantasy around ten o'clock last night.
She's been in my fucking bathroom dolling herself up so as to look the part for by now TWELVE MOTHER FUCKING HOURS.
This lead me to piss in the kitchen sink several times just this last night.
Just now, I _politely_ stepped in to our bathroom - "ours" now - and found her meticulously scrubbing her face clean. This will be followed by _hours_ of makeup application that will put the First Lady's one hour each day makeup job completely to shame.
The monkey has been very naughty and so deserved swift and stern punishment. I want to grant him clemency, but I don't forsee Sarah stepping back out of our loo until The Heat Death Of The Universe.
Yes I Have No Bananas. [gofundme.com]
(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Friday December 28 2018, @12:37PM
Dude, just cause some of us care, listen, you've got the wrong pillz. Go backs, and gets the rights pillz. Okays?