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posted by martyb on Saturday December 29 2018, @06:41PM   Printer-friendly
from the get-bent dept.

Let's do the time warp again. It's just a bend in the middle of your new apple device, a little legal shuffling and lawyers laughing all night. Let's do the bendgate again. This time it's the iPad Pro with new devices being shipped pre-bent to customers. Is this Apple subtly telling their customers to get bent? Will Apple ever learn? Will we get a Bendgate the third? Tune in six months from now to find out.


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  • (Score: 2, Funny) by easyTree on Sunday December 30 2018, @09:51PM

    by easyTree (6882) on Sunday December 30 2018, @09:51PM (#780081)

    "Oh shit"

    "What's wrong?"

    "The whole run, all ten million are BENT. We are fucked."

    "Oh shit oh shit oh shit"

    "It's a feature not a fault!"

    "They'll never go for it"

    "wtf? they buy a new device every six months which differs only in an 'S' suffix!"

    "Muhahaha; ker-ching; ker-ching"

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