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posted by martyb on Friday January 11 2019, @08:59PM   Printer-friendly
from the money-money-money dept.

"CLOUD COMPUTING: IBM acquiring Red Hat for $34 billion........Red Hat has held a steady leadership in cloud computing and open source Linux OS for many years. It is present in most financial and governmental institutions......

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: GSK bought a $300 million stake in 23andMe...........Why fall ill and shorten your lifespan if you can prevent an upcoming disease by opening your genetic coffins to a pharmaceutical giant like GSK?..................

INTERNET OF THINGS: Qualcomm’s bid to purchase NXP Semiconductors for $44 billion............Qualcomm positions itself as a chip producer for the upcoming Internet of Things (IoT)......" forbes.com/sites/cognitiveworld/2018/12/30/three-acquisitions-in-2018-to-impact-2019s-tech-landscape

Hopefully, they meant Coffers. I think they meant Coffers. But, who knows? Who really knows!


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  • (Score: 5, Touché) by realDonaldTrump on Friday January 11 2019, @10:14PM (2 children)

    by realDonaldTrump (6614) on Friday January 11 2019, @10:14PM (#785247) Homepage Journal

    It's called First Mover advantage. They say, oh, GSK bought a stake. And it stands for GlaxoSmithKline. But, it also stands for Golden State Killer. So many folks did the "kits," right? Bought the "kit," or got it as a gift. So easy -- you spit in it and you put it in the mail. A lot like the Urine Kits we were doing. But, now they have a suspect, they think he's the GSK. He never did the kit. But they caught him because his relatives did it. The 23andme or the other. Very big news, so many folks know about that. So many folks that did the "kit," they wish they hadn't. And so many that didn't do it, they're very happy they didn't. And they won't do that for anybody. Because the DNA can rat them out. Or rat out somebody in their family. We love law & order. But we always always put family before that. And what our Law Enforcement is doing with DNA almost should be illegal.

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  • (Score: 1) by Ethanol-fueled on Saturday January 12 2019, @01:59AM (1 child)

    by Ethanol-fueled (2792) on Saturday January 12 2019, @01:59AM (#785338) Homepage

    A lot like the Urine Kits we were doing

    And you know a thing or two about urine, from pissing on all those Russian prostitutes? Hey, I don't blame you, Anybody who's met Russian women would want to piss on them too!

    HAHAHAHHHEEHEEHoooooooooooooooooooooo!

    • (Score: 3, Interesting) by realDonaldTrump on Saturday January 12 2019, @03:16AM

      by realDonaldTrump (6614) on Saturday January 12 2019, @03:16AM (#785361) Homepage Journal

      It wasn't Russian prostitutes. There may have been some Russian prostitutes doing it. Or, maybe not. Because anybody could do it. Anybody that had the money, that paid us the money. You paid us, we didn't judge. We never ever judged. You could be a prostitute or a politician and it was O.K. with us. We called it The Trump Network.

      And it was a lot like what 23andme is doing with the weight loss, what they want to do with the Designer Babies. You buy the "kit" from them -- or possibly get it as a gift. You spit in it, you mail it back to them. You install the App and they tell you how to loose weight.

      And they have the Patent on, you send them the spit. You go on the Computer and tell them what you want your Babies to be like. And they tell you who to have "sex" with. Who to screw. Or, you know, match you up at the egg bank. Sperm bank for the "ladies." And make the type of Babies you want. They're not doing that one yet because it's not 100%. It's like rolling the Dice. But, the Dice are loaded. Much better chances when you do the DNA match. Compared to, you find somebody at a Dance. Or I guess for you, for a lot of folks, possibly at a Bar. And just go at it and hope for the best. The old fashioned way. It's fun, right? It can be a lot of fun. But when you're making the Babies that way, it's a little bit dicey.

      We didn't have the App. This was ten years ago, nobody knew from App. Right? But we had Computer. And we were doing the same thing for Vitamins that 23andme is doing for the weight loss. And we had a lot of fun doing it. With MLM -- Multi Level Marketing. We called it The Trump Network. And it was possibly the greatest thing to ever happen with Vitamins. Something nobody else had done. Really amazing, nobody thought it could ever happen. You could buy our "kit," we called it PrivaTest. Little jar for you to piss in. And you would mail it back to us, we put it in the Computer. We had a guy that, his job was to put the piss in the Computer. The Computer would check, what Vitamins does this person need? And we sent back the Hard Copy to tell you what Vitamins to buy. So you would get exactly what you needed. No more and no less. PERFECTO! youtu.be/XyRE5MN8jrA [youtu.be]