In April 2011, 17 year old Wang Shangkunsold a kidney to buy an iPhone. When asked why he did this, the man said “Why do I need a second kidney? One is enough,”.
The man subsequently developed complications and now needs regular dialysis to survive. The complications may have been caused by a lack of post operative care. The doctors involved have been arrested.
(Score: 3, Funny) by Gaaark on Sunday January 20 2019, @07:06PM (3 children)
He should have thought harder: "Hey, I have two brains, right? A right brain and a left brain! I'll just sell one of them!"
17 and that stupid...I guess anything is game.
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(Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday January 20 2019, @08:39PM
At least he was smart enough not to sell his Cornea or his hands.
(Score: 3, Funny) by Nuke on Sunday January 20 2019, @10:55PM
Why not go all the way and have yourself cut right down the middle? This would have had the makings of a Monty Python sketch.
(Score: 3, Funny) by DannyB on Monday January 21 2019, @03:09PM
Hey, I've got two testicles . . .
The lower I set my standards the more accomplishments I have.