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posted by chromas on Wednesday January 23 2019, @08:20AM   Printer-friendly
from the Alt-right-plot-to-rule-the-world-through-Windows-exploitables dept.

This was just too funny not to submit. Do you not have the latest keyboard-logging Windows 10 on your, um computer? Not your computer, you know. But now, it turns out, according to the formerly great tech journal ZDNet, you are at risk! "Awake! Fear! Fire! Foes! Awake!"

But, wait for it, only if you run Windows.

Over half of applications installed on Windows PCs are out-of-date, potentially putting the security of users at risk through flaws in software that have already been patched by vendors.

Around 55 percent of software installed on PCs across the globe is in the form of an older version of the application, according to research by security company Avast — and that number has risen from 48 percent in their previous report.

Based upon anonyimized[sic] and aggregated data from 163 million devices around the world, Avast's PC trends report also suggests that almost one in six Windows 7 users and one in ten Windows 10 users are running out-of-date versions of their operating system, also leaving them open to exploitation of system-level security vulnerabilities.

Some of the programs most commonly left out-of-date include Adobe Shockwave, VLC Media Player, Skype, Java Runtime Environment, and 7-Zip Filemanager.

Putting off installing updates and running outdated applications can cause bugs and incompatibility problems for users, but more significantly, running out-of-date software can provide an open door for hackers to take advantage of holes left in programs that haven't had critical security updates applied.

Well, there it is. If you run Windows, you are running a security risk. Funny they would think how current your capitulation to the "Dark Side" is would make any difference. But on the other hand, the advice in general is good, just do not run anything out of Redmond, where the Dark Lord rules, and keep up to date on security patches. Except on my Android Phone. They ask me to do security upgrades, and I think, "Why?" I cannot remove the goddamned bloat-ware they put on goddamned thing, and they want me to approve upgrades? Hell no! I will rot in hell with my aging Android phone, with a version of Android nearly as old as I am, because the bastards will not allow me to upgrade to a more current version!

If Linux did shit like this, systemd aside, I would be BSD all the way. Sorry, too much commentary for a submission. But, really? Am I wrong?

P.S. When exactly did ZDNet take the tumble? Does anyone remember? Was it with the review of the new Microsoft Disk Compression Utility?


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  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday January 23 2019, @08:51AM (4 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday January 23 2019, @08:51AM (#790530)

    run it in a VM guest with a Host-Only Adapter (VBox) or equiv, and pipe all guest networking through proxies running on the Linux VM host. Keep the host and proxy software updated.

  • (Score: 1, Funny) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday January 23 2019, @10:34AM (2 children)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday January 23 2019, @10:34AM (#790556)

    So, the host of my host is my proxie?

    • (Score: 3, Funny) by DannyB on Wednesday January 23 2019, @03:12PM

      by DannyB (5839) Subscriber Badge on Wednesday January 23 2019, @03:12PM (#790616) Journal

      Yes, but a magical proxie from a VM land far away, sprinkling magical proxie dust everywhere.

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      People today are educated enough to repeat what they are taught but not to question what they are taught.
    • (Score: 2) by DannyB on Wednesday January 23 2019, @03:14PM

      by DannyB (5839) Subscriber Badge on Wednesday January 23 2019, @03:14PM (#790617) Journal

      If you hold your hand to to your ear and listen carefully . . .

      . . . in the background you can hear the blue scream of death!

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      People today are educated enough to repeat what they are taught but not to question what they are taught.
  • (Score: 0) by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday January 23 2019, @06:02PM

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday January 23 2019, @06:02PM (#790724)

    Heh heh heh. Windows (as in XP, maybe 7) are still fine to run. Install and isolate (zero network, zero updates). Not 100% guaranteed secure, but better than allowing Microsoft 2.0 to "update" your system to ex-your system.
    IF you need to (still) run Windows...
    Over in Linuxland, we have systemd. :(