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posted by martyb on Thursday January 24 2019, @01:34PM   Printer-friendly
from the Hit-rock-bottom-and-keep-digging-dept dept.

You know how it is, it's a Saturday so you go out into the garden for a quick interface with nature before the next 10 hr Fortnite / Netflix combo binge to find your dog has left numerous piles of digested food all over the place. What do you do? Get online to AirTasker to post a job requesting someone come over to pick up the shit. Yes, seriously, that's what they do these days when help is just a click away. Need a pack of ciggies but are "too unwell" to go get them for yourself? Airtasker! Need a couple of vibrators in a hurry? Yep, someone on there will help you. For a price. Just when we thought with Facebook that humanity had hit rock bottom. How low can we go?


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  • (Score: 2) by krishnoid on Thursday January 24 2019, @06:43PM

    by krishnoid (1156) on Thursday January 24 2019, @06:43PM (#791370)

    And you call yourself a nerd? It's right there in its entry in the Monster Manual.

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